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MIGHTY MOVIES

5 questions we have after watching 'Full Metal Jacket'

(Warner Brother Pictures)

In 1987, Warner Brothers released Full Metal Jacket, a film that follows a young Marine as he endures the hardships of basic training and gets thrust immediately into the brutality of the Vietnam War.

This film, which is hailed as one of history's most powerful, is a hit especially among service members. As with any movie, questions pop up into our minds as the story plays out and we're left wondering long after the credits roll. Since it's very doubtful the film will ever get a sequel, let's talk about a few questions that we don't think the movie ever answered.


1. The jelly donut

One of the most iconic screw-ups that Pvt. Pyle committed in the first act of the film involved a certain pastry. He got busted for having a freakin' jelly donut in an unlocked footlocker. We can't help but wonder how the hell Pyle was able to sneak the jelly donut into the open squad bay and not smash it in the process? Every uniform they wear in the boot camp scenes is pretty skin tight. So, how did Pyle do it?

We all know that jelly squirts out of those suckers after just one nibble! On a lighter note, aren't you in the mood for a jelly donut now?

2. What happened with the murder-suicide case?

It's no secret that Pvt. Pyle put a hot one into Gunny Hartman's chest before swallowing the next round in the magazine. This murder-suicide is a huge plot point in the film, but Joker never brings this back up as the story continues.

Does Joker not talk about it moving forward because of a mental block, or perhaps a resulting stress syndrome?

3. What's the consequence of getting your G.I.-issued camera stolen?

Remember that epic scene where Rafterman's camera gets ripped out of his hands and stolen?

Why didn't the two Marines get in trouble for letting that G.I.-issued camera get away? Service members are always held accountable for their gear, but I guess the Marine Corps took exception to their dilemma?

4. Joker becomes a machine-gunner during the Tet Offensive?

We understand wanting to make your protagonists look as badass as possible. However, when the Marines start to take incoming fire during the Tet Offensive, the grunts dash ahead and we see Joker get inside of a bunker, place an ammo belt into an M60 machine gun, and send rounds downrange, killing the enemy. We're curious where a Stars and Stripes reporter, like Joker, got the machine-gun in the first place? Are we to assume that the whole Marine base in Da Nang was short of machine-gunners, causing him to take up arms? If that's the case, then belay our last.

5. Why was Animal Mother so angry when Joker and Rafterman showed up?

One of the best scenes in the film is when Joker and Cowboy meet up and share a brother-to-brother moment. Then, once Cowboy introduces Joker to his squad, Animal Mother comes up and verbally attacks the reporters — which was hilarious.

What we don't understand is why was he being such a dick? We understand that grunts don't get along with POGs, but was this sh*t-talking banter just to showcase Animal Mother's quick temper? This rivalry doesn't carry over to any other scenes, after all.