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The 13 funniest memes for the week of May 11th

Things are starting to look up! The sun is shining, relations in Korea are mending; nothing could ruin this fantastic — dammit... Thanks a lot, Iran. Can't you guys take a hint from Kim Jong-un and chill the F out?


I assume that, by now, we've all seen Avengers: Infinity War, right? We don't have to look over our shoulders before talking about it? Cool. Well, here's an obligatory spoiler warning for all three of you who haven't yet seen one of the highest grossing films of all time and might get upset over the use of an out-of-context meme that's been making the rounds.

13. Every. Freaking. Time.

(The Salty Soldier)

12. "I'm so sorry, how could I ever overlook your rank and authority, Private First Class Strange?"

This isn't the spoiler. This one's from the trailers. That spoilers come at the end.

(Decelerate Your Life)

11. Get yourself a girl that treats you right!

(Pop Smoke)

10. Wait... what was it supposed to go toward?

(Air Force Nation)

9. "I won't make it in the real world? Watch me."

(WATM)

8. Everyone mocks a Kuwait deployment until they... Who am I kidding? Everyone still mocks Kuwait deployments.

(Army as F*ck)

7. A word of advice for when you return stateside: Try not to scream, "where the f*ck is my weapon?" after you finish eating in a crowded mall.

(The Salty Soldier)

6. Just three more hours left until it's only five more hours until my shift is done...

(Pop Smoke)

5. Where would the military be without the Good Idea Fairy?

(Sh*t My LPO Says)

4. You can't spell "Married" without "IED."

(Pop Smoke)

3. Dealing with civilians is actually the main reason why Senior NCOs discourage leaving the military.

(WATM)

2. As the great General Patton said, "there are three ways that men get what they want; by planning, by working, and by ejecting their CAC after they finish using the workstation."

(Lost in the Sauce)

1. Too soon?

(WATM)