6 things geardos buy that are actually useful
No one wants to be labelled a "geardo." They're the person in the unit that spends way too much money to buy themselves things that are either not authorized for wear with the uniform or are redundant because the issued version is just as good.
It's not inherently a bad thing to make yourself more prepared for combat, it's more that people who buy extra crap are wasting their money to tack on useless crap that will do nothing but slow them down. Being fully decked out in mostly useless gear is also a telltale sign that the person has no idea what is actually used in combat — meaning they're probably a POG.
All that being said, some of the crap they buy isn't without merit. Sometimes, buying your own version of gear, something that was designed by someone other than the lowest bidder, helps plenty. The following pieces of gear are popular among geardos, but are actually useful.
1. Muzzle caps
A dumb geardo buys anything to look cool. Smart geardos, however, buy things that actually serve a tangible purpose. Take the muzzle cap, for instance. It costs all of seven bucks for a pack of five and it's literally just a piece of plastic.
That insignificant-seeming muzzle cover makes sure that dust and sand don't get inside your barrel. Typically, grunts clean their rifles more often than POGs, but making sure that you're spending time cleaning just carbon out of the chamber instead of all the rest of the gunk makes life so much easier.
If you're on a boring field op that you know won't require you to fire your weapon, having a muzzle cap will make it so you can just immediately turn your weapon into the armorer, no problem.
(U.S. Army photo by Spc. Dustin D. Biven, 22nd Mobile Public Affairs Detachment)
2. Moisture-wicking shirts
If you're sent to the desert, you're going to sweat every minute of the day. Standard-issue undershirts are made of heavy cotton, which means they're heavier, thicker, and hold all that nasty sweat.
Most Army regulations state the undershirt of your ACU top needs to be the same, "coyote tan" color. Thankfully, there's a lot of wiggle room in the regulations and there are plenty of third-party options to pick from.
They also make great unit shirts that everyone will actually want to wear... just saying.
(U.S. Air Force Photo by Tech Sgt. Carlos J. Treviño)
3. Three-point rifle slings
When you're deployed, you constantly need to have your assigned weapon on your person, POG or grunt. The single-strap sling that you're given can get caught when you're trying to get to the low-ready. The three-point sling makes things a lot more ergonomic and less of a hassle.
And then there's the overly cool one-point slings that just tie around the buttstock. You're going to drag your rifle through the dirt and mud with that thing — that's entirely a geardo buy.
They're helpful, once you learn how to put the damn thing on.
(U.S. Marine Corps photo by Pfc. Cayce Nevers)
4. Store-bought magazine pouches
One of the defining traits of a geardo is the number of pouches they have on their kit or rucksack. As long as you don't have more than your standard six plus one magazine pouches, no one will accuse you of being a Fobbit.
But if you swap out the six that the Army gave you with the store-bought varieties, you can use the extra magazine pouches to hold all the other crap, like those AAFES pogs that replaced coins. The M249 SAW drum pouch is actually extremely useful because it's about the same size as a folded-up poncho.
You seriously don't want to ever overdo it. Ounces make pounds, after all.
(U.S. Army photo by 1st Lt. Daniel Johnson)
5. High-speed ear pro
Tinnitus is a very serious problem. It's a constant ringing in your ears that lasts for the rest of your life, and it seems to hit the military community in far greater numbers than the civilian world — for obvious reasons. It's actually the number one disability among U.S. veterans.
The ear pro that your supply NCO tosses out barely works and is a pain in the ass to put in properly. If going out of your way to buy a good set of ear protection gets you to actually use them and not screw up your hearing, it's a hundred-percent justified.
Whatever it takes to make you not go deaf.
(DoD photo by Petty Officer 2nd Class Kitt Amaritnant)
6. Barely authorized boots
If there's one piece of military gear that the Army keeps issuing out despite being complete garbage, it's got to be the general-issue boots. They rip easily, they have no arch or heel support, and the soles wear out extremely quickly.
As long as you can find a pair that is within regulations for your branch and your command doesn't seem to mind if you supply your own, these are a must.
Once you make the switch, it's kinda hard to go back to regular boots.
(U.S. Air Force photo by Airman 1st Class Robert L. McIlrath)