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MIGHTY TACTICAL

The bug-out bag that allows you to be ready for anything

This article is sponsored by Propper, the guys dedicated to equipping those who commit their lives to serving others. In addition to the Propper gear that's perfect for the mission, we've scoured the market for the very best from other brands to build out a kit that's perfect for getting out of dodge in a hurry.

We don't know what you're preparing for. Maybe you've found yourself in hot water with a local gang, maybe you're convinced that the rise of automation will lead to SkyNet, or perhaps you have the very real concern that molemen will come out of the internal layers of the earth and demand large segments of surface world (an attack to which we are vulnerable thanks to everyone poo-pooing Capt. John Symmes' expedition to the center of the Earth).


Regardless, our friends over at Propper want to help you prepare. For our illustrative case, we're going to use a possible zombie outbreak model, because that's fun for us and something all patriotic Americans should prepare for.

1. PROPPER® Expandable Backpack ($99.99)

There you are, quietly typing away on your newest article (You're all internet writers, right? No? Some of you have real jobs that produce actual value for the economy? Well, aren't you fancy) when, suddenly, a news alert pops up on your phone:

CDC confirms that new variation of flu virus has spread in America. Small town near you on lockdown. Read more: https://bit.ly/2TVioLq

Sure, there's a chance it's nothing, just like there was a chance that alerts on December 7, 1941 were nothing, or that Iraqi forces would never cross into Kuwait in 1990. You didn't make it to your ripe current age by assuming that potential threats were nothing.

So it's time to bug out for a little while, get away from population centers, and wait for this whole thing to blow over. And you need to reach your spot before that virus spreads.

2. PROPPER® Bail Out Bag ($34.99)

Luckily, you know a pretty good spot in the hills where you've got a little water cached, and you've got two bags ready to go with all your immediate needs. You head home, get your dog into the car, and grab your PROPPER® Bail Out Bag and Expandable Backpack from the hall closet.

You're out the door and on the road in under a minute. Medical supplies, ruggedized laptop, water, some old MRE components, and more supplies are already packed away in your trusty bag.

You drive towards your spot, but the ominous rain reaches you on the road, and you're left driving slow with the wipers on max. Unfortunately, a driver headed the other way isn't being so conscientious, and they're flying down the road. You try to slow down and shift to the shoulder, but the other guy is coming too fast and swerves towards you, forcing you to ditch the road entirely to avoid a collision.

The car tumbles down the shoulder and ends driver-side down. You take a quick stock of yourself. Nothing seems broken, and the cut over your eye could be much worse. You take a moment for your mutt.

"Hey, good dog. How are you feeling?"

You hear a quick whine, but then feel a tongue licking your face, so you look over your right shoulder and see a healthy dog. Shaken, but they don't appear to be favoring a leg. So, that's great news.

3. Propper® Packable Waterproof Jacket ($59.99)

Carefully, you position your boot against the windshield. You rear back and let loose a quick, calculated kick, cracking the windshield. Two more hits and the glass breaks. You slowly disentangle yourself from the wreck, and free yourself into a cool, consistent drizzle.

The dog runs out with you, and you reach back in to pull out your bags. Before you get too wet, you pull on your Propper® Packable Waterproof Jacket to keep the rain off.

It's not super late yet, but with the storm clouds overhead, you know it'll be hard to see anything outside the range of your headlights. You take a quick chance to check out the hound and are happy to find no serious injuries. You also slap a quick bandage on yourself and dig out your Streamlight® ProTac HPL USB Rechrg Light.

4. Streamlight® ProTac HPL USB Rechrg Light ($104.99)

It's charged, so you've got a while. And you can always swap in your spare button batteries if you need. You step past the headlights and give a quick scan of the road. You can't see the car that nearly hit you, but you still want to get moving. Erratic drivers in a potential zombie outbreak area is a horrible sign.

So it's time to start moving overland to your hideaway. You clip the flashlight to the D-ring on the backpack and dig out the map and compass, taking a quick second to mark your car's location on the map. The backpack goes on your back, the bailout bag goes over your shoulder, and you step off.

5. HQ ISSUE Multi-Band Dynamo & Solar Powered Radio ($49.99)

As you do, you switch on the HQ ISSUE Multi-Band Dynamo & Solar Powered Radio and leave the volume on low. You can always crank the dynamo if it runs low on juice, and you can open the solar panel on it come morning. In the meantime, it will help you stay connected to the rest of the world long after you lose cell signal.

As the miles start to crunch away under your boots, you remember that you went offroad a good distance from where you planned, meaning it's going to take way longer to reach your secret spot and its supply of water. You're going to need an interim solution.

6. Katadyn Vario Filter ($94.95)

But hey, you're clearly nothing if not well-prepared. You double check the map for the little blue lines and pools that denote water, and alter your course to take you past a nearby creek.

Once you hear the trickle of water over the rocks, you beeline to it. Out here, the water looks pure and clear, but you know that even rainwater this close to the city can be contaminated, and rivers and streams can pick up all sorts of pollutants from its path and bacteria from the local wildlife.

So you pull out your Katadyn Vario Filter and plunge the hose into the water. In a pinch, it can clean and bottle two liters of water in a minute, passing the water through three filters. Activated charcoal eliminates most scents in the water too. But since you're not in that big of a hurry, you set it to one-liter a minute, reducing wear and tear.

7. GOSO Starter 24 Piece Lock Pick Set with Sturdy All Weather Zip Case ($23.99)

Refreshed and once again moving to your cache, you start to whistle. You've got your dog, you've got your supplies, you're hiking in the rain. As long as the city doesn't descend into a zombie apocalypse tonight, life could be a whole lot worse. And if it does, well, at least you're prepared.

And, hey, you've even got a GOSO Starter 24-Piece Lock Pick Set in your pocket, so if the worst has come to pass, at least you can break into all sorts of old bases, libraries, whatever, and explore them wasteland-style.

"Let's go, Mutt."

This article is sponsored by Propper, the guys dedicated to equipping those who commit their lives to serving others.

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