'Tis the season for the giving of gifts. 'Tis also the season of FOMUG (Fear Of Messed Up Gifting). We get it. It's hard out there for an elf. Team WATM would like to offer you some guidance.
For the Grinch in your unit:
~a case of premium craft beer by Greater Boston's #1 veteran brewmaster~
Frosty the Craft Beer, had a tiny foamy head... (Photo credit: Alex Weaver/Down The Road)
Does the thought of the Holidays — and all of the fluff-trimmed kerfuffery that comes with them — make you just want to start drinking? No?
So, you're this guy:
That's cool. But we bet there's someone on your list who's less Jingle-bell-jazzed than you.
Found him. (Photo via Flickr, Evil Erin, CC BY 2.0)
For this guy, consider the gift of beer. Really good beer.
Donovan Bailey — Army tank operator, beer brewing genius, and owner of Greater Boston's Down The Road Brewery — crafts exactly the kind of Holiday Cheer we're talking about.
Bailey, brewmaster of the 3rd Armored Cav. (Photo credit: David Rainville/Greenfield Recorder)
Allow us to direct your attention his extensive line of tasty craft beers.
That's actually only half of them. Here's the full menu.
Since dropping his first batch of Pukwudgie American Pale Ale in April 2015, Bailey has been quietly deepening his alchemical mastery of the hops, malts, and yeasts. (That's Boston's version of the breaks, rhymes, and beats.)
Bailey's state-of-the-art brewing facility. (Photo credit: Alex Weaver/Down The Road)
He cuts his love of European craft brewing tradition with a fiendish need to iterate and remix. As a result, the Down The Road brew line-up is a veritable mix-tape of innovative, sample-heavy, world heritage beers. DTR very literally has something for everyone.
And as of Nov. 3 of this year, they now have their very own 2,500-square-foot taproom in Everett, MA, complete with 35' bar, retro-pinball lounge and food trucks-a-go-go.
Crowds that deep, they'll need more bartenders... (Photo credit: Alex Weaver/Down The Road)
If you live in the Northeast, grab your Grinch and treat him to a few tasting rounds at the taproom. Or present him with a case of Queequeg's Revenge New England IPA and see if he doesn't crack a smile as he cracks himself a cold one.
Because beer is full of many wonderful ingredients, not the least of which are millions of tiny, alcoholic fun bubbles that just want you to lighten the hell up for the Holidays.
The 2017 We Are The Mighty Holiday Gift Guide is sponsored by Propper, a tactical apparel and gear company dedicated to equipping those who commit their lives to serving others. All views are our own.
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