History

These are the ways Beetle Bailey spoke for every troop

Mort Walker, famed comic strip writer and former Army First Lieutenant, passed away on Jan. 27, 2018. His most famous work, Beetle Bailey, changed the way comics are enjoyed daily in 1950 and it continues to touch lives today. It fostered acceptance of the comic strip as an artistic medium by an older crowd and showed American military service in a new light.


The comic drew its humor from the realities of service, spotlighting both the good and the bad, and gave audiences around the world a more relatable soldier than any other in pop culture. Walker served on the Italian front of WWII and knew exactly how privates, sergeants, and officers all acted: kind of funny, sometimes.

Here's how the comic strip spoke for all of us.

Privates will be lazy

The longest-running gag in the series is Pvt. Beetle Bailey trying to skip out of work. Given the opportunity, he'll sleep. If he has to work, he'll need a kick in the ass to get going — sometimes literally.

This is not unlike a large portion of the lower enlisted in the real-world military. As much as every NCO and officer would love to pretend like their troops are the pinnacle of perfection, they're much more like Pvt. Bailey than they are Captain America. In a way, that humanizes the military. Civilians can relate to the "work" ethic of Bailey and, in turn, some of our troops.

The lower enlisted will master every rule and regulation just to find the one loophole they need. (Comic by Mort Walker and King Features Syndicate)

NCOs still have a good heart

Sgt. 1st Class Snorkel is a mix between an alcoholic, an asshole, and, in his own, unique way, Beetle Bailey's friend. He's got anger issues, but they're never unjustified. He has to constantly burst Bailey's bubble, but only because he's got a job to do.

Non-commissioned officers in the real military are much the same way. Underneath their rank and loud voice, they're still human. Caring humans who still have a job to do.

For reference on how dedicated Mort Walker was at his craft, this comic was released a day before his passing. (Comic by Mort Walker and King Features Syndicate)

Officers' ideas aren't always the best

Brig. Gen. Halftrack is a goofy and inept General who sticks his nose where it doesn't belong. The gears will already be turning properly when he comes in and throws everything off kilter.

There's a misconception among civilians and even in the military itself (especially from the officers) that their generals are near-mythical geniuses. Turns out, they're just as flawed as everyone else. In the military, we call this the "Good Idea Fairy."

Rest in peace, 1st Lt. Mort Walker. The military and veteran community lost one of its funniest voices. (Comic by Mort Walker and King Features Syndicate)

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