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5 reasons why 'Saving Private Ryan' should have been about Pvt. Ryan

In 1998, Steven Spielberg put forth what's considered one of the best war movies of all time, Saving Private Ryan. The filmmaker brings audiences inside the life of an infantry squad as they maneuver through the bloody battlefields of World War II.


Saving Private Ryan follows a squad of Army Rangers whose sole mission is to locate one soldier and bring him home after his brothers were discovered to be killed in battle.

Despite the film's title, the movie doesn't center around the eponymous Pvt. Ryan, but rather the men who bear the struggles of war to find him.

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So, check out five reasons why we think Saving Private Ryan should have been about Pvt. Ryan.

5. The Ryan brothers getting separated

After the audience learns that 3 of the 4 Ryan brothers have died in battle, General Marshall is informed that they were all separated due to the Sullivan Act.

Watching the Ryan brothers as they get split up, knowing it might be the last time they would ever see one another, would've been an exceptionally powerful scene.

These Army officers discuss the news of Pvt. Ryan's dilemma and formulate a plan to get him out. (Image from DreamWorks Studios)

4. The paratrooper's perspective

At one point in the film, Capt. Miller learns about all of the mis-drops that affected airborne soldiers, including Pvt. Ryan. How awesome would the footage have looked with Spielberg behind the camera, capturing the paratroopers' perspectives on inaccurate drops?

Lt. Colonel Anderson informs Capt. Miller of his new and incredibly difficult mission — find one man in the whole damn war. (Image from DreamWorks Studios)

3. The first battle over the bridge

Cpl. Henderson debriefs Capt. Miller on their bloody encounters with the Germans while babysitting the bridge. Some of us would have rather seen that intense footage as opposed to watching one of our favorite medics pass away as a result of an avoidable firefight.

Cpl. Henderson debriefs the Rangers on their bloody encounters with the Germans. (Image from DreamWorks Studios)

2. Humanizing Pvt. Ryan

Let's face it, Pvt. Ryan isn't our favorite, but we understand why he didn't want to leave the only brothers he had left. But, a few minutes before the Germans show up to fight, Pvt. Ryan tells Capt. Miller a funny story of the last night he and his brothers were together.

Actually seeing the Ryan brothers all together, causing a ruckus, would bring some comic relief to an otherwise dark film.

Ryan laughs as he remembers a funny story of the last time he was with his brothers. (Image from DreamWorks Studios)

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1. "Earn this"

Toward the end of the film, Capt. Miller brings Ryan in close and tells him to "earn this." These simple words have a significant impact on Pvt. Ryan's life moving forward. But, outside of bringing his family to Capt. Miller's grave, we don't know how Ryan lived out his days.

Centering the film around Pvt. Ryan and showing a montage his successful, post-war life could help give us closure.

Capt. Miller and Pvt. Ryan watch the P-51s fly through the battlespace right after a hectic firefight. (Image from DreamWorks Studios)

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