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6 ways troops act American AF while stationed overseas

One of the highlights of any military career is getting sent overseas to a new duty station. It's a fantastic way for troops to engage a foreign culture, take in the sights, and work one-on-one with our great nation's allies.


The thing is, no matter how many AFN commercials tell us to blend in with the host nation, Americans will always be Americans. There isn't a damn thing wrong with that — but, sometimes, we overdo it.

1. Dressing casually

Troops will always dress like they did when they were back home. Even if a cloudy day on some tropical paradise is a bit too chilly for the locals, American troops from the northern states will still be out there drinking in jeans and a t-shirt.

American brand-name clothes are pricey overseas. So, if you see a local wearing blue jeans, they're probably knock-offs. The nice pair of Levi's troops picked up at Wal-Mart would cost an arm and a leg in Europe or Asia.

You can try to fit in all you like, but your buzz cut or high-fade will give you away. (Photo by Pfc. Levi Schultz)

2. Speaking English... loudly

Americans have a leg up on much of the world since, in many countries, it's customary to learn English as a second language. This is especially true for the younger generations. Because of this, there's much less of a drive to learn a local language fluently; troops usually just hope the locals speak English.

If someone takes the time to learn the local language outside of a handful of useful sayings, kudos. A large majority of troops don't bother.

Then again, "ein bier, bitte" is all you need to know if you're stationed in Germany. (Photo by Senior Airman Aaron Jenne)

3. Driving instead of taking public transportation

American public transportation isn't the best in the world. So, many of us rely on driving everywhere we need to go. When Americans are stationed overseas, they often take their car with them instead of relying on local railways or bus systems.

It's a convenience most Americans grew accustomed to that they're not willing to give up, even if most things are within walking distance. A troop will either bring their own vehicle or buy one off of a service member rotating back to the States.

And there are always vehicles in the resale lot. They're pieces of junk...but they're there. (Photo by Airman 1st Class Larissa Greatwood)

4. Flirting with confidence

American troops often talk to locals in nightclubs like they're expecting a response of, "oh, you're an American? How exotic!"

Maybe the person they're interested in likes the cocky American persona. Maybe they're into shy bookworms they meet at coffee shops. Whatever the case, American troops will always confidently try to figure it out.

Rarely will you ever find someone interested in you because of how "freaking awesome" your beer pong skills are. (Photo by Lance Cpl. Muriah King)

5. Only taking in American pop culture

Every country around the world has their own distinct, modern pop culture — their own music, their own cinema, their own arts, etc. They also have American pop culture, which might outshine their own.

You can usually count on locals having seen the latest Marvel movie, heard the Billboard Top 40, and binge-watched everything on Netflix. American troops will probably skip local pop culture. Mostly because it's probably not in English and subtitles aren't for everyone.

Expect them to know what Star Wars is. Everyone has seen Star Wars. (Photo by Senior Airman Christopher Muncy)

6. Drinking towns dry

There has been only one time in recorded history that a major city has had all of their alcohol stores run completely dry because of everyone drinking (it was Moscow after WWII). But goddamn do troops come close every first and the fifteenth.

Every nation likes to pretend they hold the title of the "world's heaviest drinkers." They obviously haven't seen what it's like when an entire unit comes back from Iraq or Afghanistan.

We can clear out an entire bar and still make it to PT the next morning. (Photo by Staff Sgt. Jason Hull)

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