Look! It's a bird! It's a plane!
No, it's just your local veteran Airman. Undoubtedly, this Airman can pull off some amazing feats, like going days and days without sleep, surviving endless attempts at Enlisted Performance Report sabotage, and pulling a reflective belt out of seemingly nowhere.
It's true, every Airman leaves service with a certain set of special abilities. Below are 7 of the top superpowers that every Airman possesses.
7. Sleep? What is that?
Careers across all the branches require us to stretch our body's limitations. Depending on the circumstance and specific requirements, different aspects of our selves are tested. One of the most common sacrifices, though, is sleep. Airmen quickly learn to operate on minimal sleep.
8 hours per night? Right.
In some cases, you'll be lucky to get 4.
12 hour shift, followed by PT... then an appointment... and another... then another 12 hour shift. (Image from How Stuff Works)
6. Turbo dieting
Physical fitness is definitely a part of military culture. In this regard, the Air Force is a bit later to the party than some of our older, more steeled brethren.
On any given morning on the posts of our older brothers, you'll likely find a squad or two doing some type of PT. This is true on Air Force bases, too. Well, kinda.
You're just as likely to see a squadron doing regular PT as you are to see a cardio room full of crash-dieting Airmen trying to prepare for their Air Force Physical Training test... which is next week.
Fat boy, fat boy, where you been? (Image from Warner Bros.' Full Metal Jacket).
5. Built Ford tough
We are good and strong, for the most part. At least for a while.
Right? Right. (Image from New Line Cinema's Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)
4. "Grin and bear it" champions
There is a common misconception that Airmen are akin to teenagers: quick to talk back and rebel. There are kernels of truth in this, as there are in most myths.
In today's Air Force, it is much easier to have your career cut off by a simple mistake. It really is a one-mistake Air Force.
You are constantly on edge, so if you value your time in uniform and want it to continue, you might have to eat a bit of humble pie.
Well, actually, a lot of humble pie.
Like, the whole pie.
Wanna stick around? Eat up, Airman!
3. Acronym deciphering specialty
The U.S. Air Force, like the rest of the military, has fallen in unabashed love with acronyms.
Living in this environment turns your mind into an acronym making and breaking beast.
It is totally possible to get an email with the title, "USAF & USN TRNG CQB SF Amn in AETC."
Actual footage of higher up thinking up more acronyms. (Image from Warner Bros. Pictures' Hangover Part III)
The only constant is change.
Every Airmen, Marine, Sailor, and Soldier know this. It is embedded into us, if not through instruction, then certainly through the swift and immediate changes of course we experience without much notice.
It really is sink or swim. Adapt or die.
Pff! Who's afraid of a little change? (Image from Bold Films' Nightcrawler)
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One of the USAF core values is "service before self." That mentality will stay with you if it ever got through to you. Airmen will always put others and the big picture before self.
This is sometimes a detriment, but it's a wonderful ability nonetheless.