What a week — just a little bit of snow hits the ground and suddenly everyone starts eating Tide Pods.
Well, whatever your reason for not being at work (or if you’re looking at these from the office latrine — we don’t judge), enjoy these fresh memes!
13. We should probably cut the Hawaiian Missile Defense dude a little bit of slack…
12. They’re on a mission from DoD.
11. …but who will play with all the cool sh*t now?
10. I mean, he’s not wrong…
9. Still only getting 10% from the VA.
8. Grunts eat MREs for 12 months and expect an Oscar or something.
7. Who needs a chaplain when you have an NCO?
6. Don’t follow the LT. He can’t show you dah way.
5. I bet his recruiter also told him he’d travel the world and get f*cked every day. Technically not a lie.
4. The more the merrier, right?
3. There’s the “Good Idea Fairy” and then there’s the “Actual Idea Fairy.”
2. We’re also ready to send them a bunch of Vikings Super Bowl LII Champion shirts as well. (Too soon?)
1. I guess you could say his enlistment was, Gone with the Wind.