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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of March 2nd

Ah, springtime. It's almost that beautiful time of year again.


Junior enlisted are happy, NCOs are yelling at them to downgrade to the summer PT uniform, and sergeant majors can finally see their beloved grass before a dumb butter bar walks on it. Rumor has it that the warrant officer might have even come out of hibernation!

For once, things are optimistic. Pizza MREs are coming, the Army is getting its Pinks and Greens back, and a sweet pay increase is coming. So, take it easy. Relax. Enjoy the smell of freshly cut memes.

13. Every. Single. Time.

12. "What are they going to do? Kick me out — oh..."

I like to think of it as "prestiging" (Meme via Army as F*ck)

11. Holding random clipboards or putting your cellphone up to your ear also works.

Walk with a sense of purpose and people will think you're doing things. (Meme via Air Force Nation)

10. We get enough opinions from the "Good Idea Fairy;" we don't need anymore.

Anyone who thinks any troops have feelings immediately loses their right to be heard. (Meme via Decelerate your Life)

9. The beard comes standard with every DD-214.

The alcoholism never fades, though. (Meme via Reddit)

8. Any troop who says they haven't had to open an MRE packet with their mouth is a damn liar.

(Meme via Reddit)

7. Perfect, until you drop something...

(Meme via Reddit)

6. Will Gunny ever relax? Will we ever find the WO? Tune in next week.

(Meme via Reddit)

5. They're not mutually exclusive.

(Meme via Pop Smoke)

4. Eye for an eye. Next time they try to miss formation and lie about being "at dental," get their asses.

(Meme via Pop Smoke)

3. If Big Army took the same approach, maybe everyone would get their SSD1 done.

(Meme via The Salty Soldier)

2. Roger. We get it. Can we go home already?

(Meme via The Salty Sailor)

1. POG is a state of mind, not an MOS.

Shots fired. (Meme via Untied Status Marin Crops)