4 Air Force pilots are accused of being drug dealers because they texted Miley Cyrus lyrics
The U.S. Air Force may end the careers of four Texas pilots it believes were dealing ecstasy and pot.
There were no witnesses. No drug paraphernalia were found. The officers' drug tests all came back clean.
The evidence the Air Force found? Text messages between those involved through a search conducted before a warrant was granted. The texts themselves were quotes from "Pop Another Pill" by JellyRoll, songs by Warren G., Miley Cyrus and quotes from the 2005 film "Wedding Crashers." The pilots' took a trip to Las Vegas, where Cyrus' "We Can't Stop" became a theme of their textual conversations after they heard it on the radio.
The four Airmen are already off of flight status, stripped of their wings, and have huge, glaring blemishes on their records, which will hurt their Air Force careers as well as any possibility of becoming a commercial pilot once they leave the Air Force.
One pilot told his buddy who was at a wedding to come meet him on the town afterward and to "bring you[r] bridesmaid bitches." The pilots also joked about "poppin pills" and "smokin' bud." According to The Daily Beast, one of the accused wrote his commanding officer:
"I can't imagine a scenario in which a group of Air Force officers would be texting about engaging in criminal acts if that's what they actually had done," told the CO. "Maybe I'm naive in this regard, but it makes no sense to me."
TL;DR: You can lose your wings for liking this now.
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