The 8 steps of counting down to deployment
Anticipating a deployment is at once stressful, exhilarating, and boring as hell. Here are the 8 basic steps:
Photo: US Marine Corps Land Cpl. Katelyn Hunter
The announcement comes down from the Pentagon that your unit is headed overseas at some point. Everyone will respond to this differently. Newer troops will walk with a swagger as they think about becoming combat veterans. Actual combat veterans will sigh heavily.
2. Keeping it a secret (while telling everyone)
Sure, operational security and all that. But you have to tell your family. And your best buddies need to know. Also, those guys at the bar won't buy you drinks just for sitting there. Is that hot girl over there into deploying troops?
3. First stage of training
Photo: US Army Capt. Lisa Browne Banic
"Time for pre-deployment training! Time to become the most elite, modern warriors in the world!" you think for the first 15 minutes of the first training session.
4. The rest of training
"Oh my god, how much of this is done via PowerPoint?" Also, your weapon will be completely caked in carbon from those blanks.
5. Culmination exercise
Photo: US Army Sgt. Michael J. MacLeod
Suddenly, it's exciting again. Pyrotechnics, laser tag, a bunch of awesome pictures that can become your Facebook cover photo so those girls from high school can see them. Someone in your squad can edit out the blank firing adapters.
6. Packing (and packing, and packing ...)
That brief adrenaline rush at the final culmination exercise will not last. You will realize you still have to clean and pack the gear to go home. Then pack the connexes to send to country. Then pack your bags to go into other connexes. Then pack the ...
7. Pre-deployment leave
Finally! After months of hard work, a brief rest before more months of hard work. Also, a chance to "not" tell more hometown girls that you're deploying.
8. Getting on the plane (or ship or whatever)
Photo: US Navy Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Julio Rivera
Time to go somewhere really "fun" and live there for a year or so. But hey, only [balance of deployment] left until redeployment.