Military Life

6 ways to kill time while at 'Mojave Viper'

(Photo by Marine Cpl. Reece Lodder)

If you're a Marine or sailor and your unit receives orders to deploy, then you're also looking at spending a little over a month training in the Mojave Desert. Every year, Marines from all over the U.S. and Japan take a trip to Twentynine Palms, California, where they eat, sleep, and sh*t war games against role players pretending to be the bad guys.

During your stay at "29 stumps," you'll get to blow up a lot of stuff, eat plenty of MREs, and sweat your ass off in the process.


Although you'll have plenty of training to do, you'll also find yourself bored as hell between activities as you sit in the middle of the desert at Camp Wilson.

This isn't an establishing shot for the next Transformers movie,t's your home during your stay in Mojave Viper. (Photo by Marine Cpl Michael Dye)

Instead of twiddling your thumbs, try the following to keep your mind occupied. You'll thank us later.

1. Play "knock down the other guy"

Between training revolutions, you'll have no form of entertainment. Idle minds wander — this is when you'll come up with new games to play with your fellow brothers. Everyone has a flak jacket and SAPI plates, right? It might be time to enjoy a semi-violent game of "knock down the other guy."

2. Sleep, sleep, and then sleep some more

Do you really need any more explanation?

3. Search for cell service

Cell towers don't cover most areas of the camp. However, there are a few cell-phone companies that extend service into select spots. We've discovered tiny, three-square-foot pockets of service and, once we left that magic spot, we got nothing.

It's possible to find a signal, you just have to hunt for it.

4. Work on your six pack

While in Twentynine Palms, you're going to sweat, which also means you're losing weight. While you're waiting to do whatever your platoon commander has planned for the day, you should knock out some crunches and planks. After a few weeks of training, you're going to rotate home — those six-pack abs will be good for your dating life.

5. Document how much fun you're having with a funny YouTube video

Marines can have fun just about anywhere at any time because of the dark sense of humor they proudly inherit from the grunts who came before them. To pass the time while you're out in the blistering heat with nothing to do, make a video. Document how much fun you're having.

6. Watch a movie on your phone

You better have the entire film downloaded to your iPhone or Andriod. Even if you find a little pocket of signal out there, it won't be enough to download an entire movie — just sayin'.