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5 reasons Kris Kristofferson is the most interesting man in the world

Dos Equis' old ads featuring "The Most Interesting Man in the World" were supposed to be hilarious and ridiculous at the same time. But it left many thinking of people they knew who really might fit that man's mold. I would like to submit the argument in favor of 81-year-old Army veteran, actor, and musician Kris Kristofferson.


You might know him from his acting work – most recently portraying the most hardcore President of all time, Andrew Jackson, on the History Channel miniseries Texas Rising. Or maybe you know him as "Whistler" from the Blade movies. Older folks know him as the songwriter behind Janis Joplin's "Me and Bobby McGee" and as a country music performer in his own right. In 2003, he was presented with the "Veteran of the Year" Award at the 8th Annual American Veterans Awards.

While his father wanted him to continue the family's military tradition, even he would have to admit that Kris has a pretty great resume. But there are a lot of music stars turned movie stars. It's what he did before achieving stardom that makes him The Most Interesting Man in the World.

He was a Golden Gloves boxer.

The Golden Gloves meant that Kristofferson was a talented amateur boxer. But to add to his tough-as-nails persona, he also was skilled at rugby and track, and was even featured in Sports Illustrated for his natural talent playing American football.

He was a Rhodes Scholar.

He had two hobbies that just let him punch people in the face.

While studying literature at Pomona College in California, he was selected for a Rhodes scholarship to study literature at Merton College. While there, he continued boxing, performing at the highest levels. Remember: there's no shame in getting knocked out by Kris Kristofferson. It doesn't matter if he's 18-years-old or 81-years-old.

He earned a Ranger tab.

Kristofferson goes Airborne.

The younger Kristofferson was the son of an Army Air Forces officer who went into the service himself as an officer. He was a helicopter pilot who also finished Ranger training and Airborne school. He opted to get out of the Army in lieu of taking an assignment to teach at West Point.

He moonlighted as a janitor... while working on oil rigs.

Kristofferson would sit on oil rigs, flying workers around in Louisiana one week. Then the next week he would moonlight as a janitor in Nashville recording studios so he could drop demo tapes on unsuspecting country music artists like June and Johnny Cash.

In one interview, he recommended having patience if you're pursuing a career as an artist. Sweeping floors at age 30 might not seem glamorous for a former Army Ranger officer, but ask Kris Kristofferson if it was worth it.

He landed a helicopter on Johnny Cash's lawn.

What you think you look like holding a rifle.

The oft-told tale is true: Kristofferson really did land a helicopter on the Man in Black's lawn. He was trying to get Cash's attention so Cash would give that demo a listen. What isn't true is that Kristofferson wasn't actually drinking a beer at the time... and Cash wasn't even home.

Unfortunately his boozing is what led to him no longer working the controls of helicopters.

All that and he fought forest fires.

One of Kristofferson's most often-offered pieces of advice is writing from your own experience. As if football, rugby, being an Airborne Ranger, and working on oil rigs weren't manly enough, he also worked in construction and fought wild fires in Alaska.

Because of course he did.