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4 hilarious tips for pulling the 'veteran card' in school

Going to college is a huge step in every veteran's life after they get out of the military. You just finished serving your country, now you can go to school full time and get it completely paid for – and get paid while you're doing it.


We earned a pretty epic deal.

But the benefits of being a veteran don't have to stop there. If you play your cards right, you can flex your "veteran" title and receive some less-than-official bonuses.

Related: Here's the best time and place to pull the 'veteran card'

Check out these insightful ways to pull the veteran card in your school – but please use these tips for good and not evil.

1. Getting accepted

Colleges around the country tend to have a strict application process which weed out many student hopefuls. Having the government willing to pay your full tuition is a huge benefit in the school's eyes — everyone likes to get paid.

It's a fact.

It's important that you fill out all the necessary paperwork in a timely order or risk sitting at home for a whole semester.

Please stop clapping like that — its only community college. (Image via Giphy)

2. Receiving extra time for homework and other projects

The majority of colleges have procedures in place for veterans who have "focus issues," which is great. As long as you let your teachers and the school's administration know you may have this issue because of your deployments, the more lee way you're bound to get.

We know you do! (Image via Giphy)

3. Booking classes

Sometimes classes just fill up too quickly, and a veteran can't register for one of the spots in time — we know it sucks.

Here's what you do — tell whoever is in charge of booking the classes that you won't get your monthly VA benefits unless you can get in, followed by the sweetest smile you can muster.

It so freakin' worked. (Images via Giphy)

Also Read: 7 phrases old school veterans can't stop saying

4. Missing classes

Sometimes you don't want to go to school on certain days — you're just not feeling it.

Here's what you do if you're willing to put in a little leg work. After you get in good with the teachers, email them saying you're stuck at the VA waiting for your appointment.

If they ask for a doctor's note, you need to show some proof like a dated appointment card for another day. Schools tend to work around the veteran's schedule because we've earned it.

Don't abuse this perk because if they lose faith in your integrity, you could screw other vets over.

That's what you get. (Images via Giphy)
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