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6 joys of being a lower enlisted not on holiday block leave

The week between Christmas and New Year's is a sweet moment for everyone in the military. Stateside troops have come home for momma's cooking and haven't worn out their welcome yet and even deployed troops shift down into first gear.


But then there're the troops still on the installation who, for whatever reason, are saving their leave days will enjoy what is, essentially, a free week off. As with everything in the military, your personal experiences may differ, but these are the six joys we've experienced of being a lower enlisted not on holiday block leave.

6. There isn't much to do

The military never fully stops, but when there's not much to do, well... Troops don't end up doing much of the burdensome busywork they're used to doing. You can't get into the motor pool because everyone with the key is gone. You can't go to the field or do some training exercise because no one is around to lead it. You'll probably just lounge around the company area until CoB.

As long as there're no incidents, troops will probably be cut loose early.

Just relax. Do nothing. (Image via GIPHY)

5. There's noone around

Hate the lines getting on- and off-post? Hate the lines getting whatever's discounted at the Exchange? Can't stand that one prick in your unit? Not this week! This week, it's basically just you and a handful of others!

Of course, you'll be given something to do. For example, you'll probably sweep and mop the barracks, but unlike every other time you clean it and the unit comes back from the field or someone throws a raging barracks party, it stays clean. Chances are, the last person who walked it was you, when you cleaned it.

What waiting for everyone to come back feels like... (Image via GIPHY)

4. Sure, staff duty...

Holiday staff duty ranks up there with watching that prick you hate in your unit get promoted higher than you, getting your nearly-immaculate rifle kicked back for the seventh time by the armorer, and taking a Combatives class with that roided-out monster of a Staff Sergeant who's ready to knock you out.

Related: The 5 stages of grief as explained by Holiday staff suty

This week, though, it's nothing. There's no paperwork to file. Rarely do you need to call "Attention/At Ease" for a ranking officer/NCO because they probably won't even come by. The duty officer probably won't care if you bring a TV or computer to play video games — ask them before assuming you can, obviously.

This could be you at hour 16 of staff duty. (Image via GIPHY)

3. Your superiors become more 'human'

51 weeks out of the year, your superior is — and should be — on your ass. Nothing personal, it just comes with the territory.

If they stay behind for block leave as well, you'll see an entirely different side of them. They become human again. There's just no need to keep up the "hard-ass" act constantly. Even they need to relax and enjoy the holidays doing nothing.

Your NCO finally being human. (Image via GIPHY)

2. Chow halls are far better

If you're a cook, that is. Your work schedule probably hasn't changed, except now you can practice all of the fun recipes you've been meaning to whip up.

If you're not a cook, eating their awesome, new recipes prepared alongside the higher-quality holiday chow without the long lines keeping you from eating more than two pieces of bacon... Chow halls really do become the morale-boosting, five-star restaurants the cooks think they are.

Eat up. Chances are you're also not doing unit PT. (Image via GIPHY)

1. Still get holiday four days

But what if you want to just relax and do nothing? Well, the back-to-back, four-day weekends got you covered. Sham for three days; four days off. Sham for another three days; another four days off. If you're so inclined to go home for momma's home-cooked meal, just fly home for the weekend and come back to post before Wednesday.

Save the 14 days of leave for two weeks when your unit is busy doing things.

Seriously. Don't waste your leave days. (Image via GIPHY)

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