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7 military nicknames that are definitely not compliments

A common misconception civilians have about the military is that we all have cool call signs, like Hawk-Eye, Maverick, or whatever. The truth is, if you've got a nickname, you're either high enough rank to have earned one, you're a pilot, you're called by your unit's name, or you did something so bad that it's used to mock you.


If anyone calls you one of these in the military, look up the definition of sarcasm. You don't want to earn any of these:

7. High Speed

This is the one dude who's just trying way too hard. Maybe they got antsy when the Battalion Commander gave a speech on the range or they watched old Army recruitment commercials and decided to be "all that they can be."

The military is based on "one team, one fight." If you're going WAAAAAAY above and beyond for extra brownie points, you're ass-kissing.

Chances are they also took a bathroom selfie the first day they got out of basic. (Image via Navy Memes)

6. Hero

This term is reserved for the kid who probably only got their name right on the ASVAB. It's usually given out when someone does something monumentally stupid, like dry their boots in the communal dryer or actually bring an exhaust sample to the mechanics.

The nickname is more of a play on the phrase, "there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity." Put down the crayons and read a book.

If it looks stupid, but works, it isn't stupid. If it looks stupid but doesn't work... (Image via Imgur)

5. Ghost

Slacking off is part of the military, but this person takes things to the next level. They just vanish like they're freaking Casper.

Most times, there's no issue if you're swinging by the gas station for a drink or whatever. The moment you swing by your barracks room to play a few rounds of Call of Duty, well, you might be earning the next nickname, too...

Listen up, I need three bodies for a det... (U.S. Army photo by Spc. Daniel Parrott, Operations Group, National Training Center)

4. Blue Falcon

Whenever anyone is willing to screw over their comrades for the sake of personal interests, they're a Blue Falcon.

Spend five minutes in the military and you'll know that this name isn't a reference to the Hanna-Barbera superhero. It's a more formal way of saying that this person is a Buddy F*cker.

Seen in the wild, the Blue Falcon sh*ts on all that its comrades love. (Image via RallyPoint)

3. Tacticool

Just because they sell something cool at the BX/PX/NEx/MCX/cheapo surplus store, doesn't mean you need to buy it — but chances are this guy bought that crap.

Also called "geardo," they stick out like a sore thumb because they're rocking so much unauthorized gear because "it looked cool." They look more like they're on a civilian airsoft team than in the world's most elite fighting force.

Today I learned that airsoft teams are actually a thing and they think they're cool. (Image via Reddit)

2. (whatever) Ranger

In the Army, Rangers are some of the biggest badasses. However, if they have a qualifier, such as "Sick Call" Ranger, then you know they ride the hell out of the ability to go to sick call. PX Ranger is the guy who buys everything they can from the PX (especially if it's unauthorized). PowerPoint Ranger is that high-speed butter bar who spent hours on a slideshow that put everyone to sleep. The list goes on.

No one thinks they're a fraction of the badassery of actual Rangers.

And no matter how good of a presenter or how cool of a subject, you can never have a good PowerPoint. (U.S. Army photo by Staff Sgt. Carlos Campos, U.S. Army Central Public Affairs)

1. Desert Queen

This one, is uh — to put it politely — the woman who enjoys getting the most attention while deployed. Don't. Just don't.

If you're a woman who gets called this, knock a motherf*cker's teeth out.

Treat it like the old school military. Just yell, "combatives, go!" and you'll be alright. (Photo by Sgt. 1st Class Joel Quebec)

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