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title: "8 pickup lines every Marine should know by heart"
date: "2018-03-31"
modified: "2020-10-22"
authors:
  - name: "Tim Kirkpatrick"
    link: "https://www.wearethemighty.com/authors/tkirkpatrick/"
url: "https://www.wearethemighty.com/lists/8-pickup-lines-every-marine-should-know-by-heart/"
categories:
  - "Entertainment"
---

# 8 pickup lines every Marine should know by heart

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Every night, single Marines of all ages and sizes travel to their local social spots to talk to prospective mates in the hopes of scoring a phone number or two.

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If you do muster the courage to walk up to someone only to forget how to speak correct English, just remember one of these epic pickup lines.

Then, thank us later.

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Check out eight pickup lines every Marine should know by heart. Use these valuable lines for good and never for evil.

## 8. "Hey honey, are you a five-paragraph order? Because I wanna SMEAC that behind with my fireproof glove."

Then, they'll probably break down what a "five-paragraph order" is composed of like a true Devil Dog.

## 7. "Hey cutie, you can hang out in my foxhole anytime."

Since digging a foxhole takes a lot of time, this is actually a sweet gesture.

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*Probably took these grunts a while to dig this one.*

## 6. "If you want, later I can show you how we 'flank the rear' in the infantry."

It's not as hard as you would think.

## 5. "I've been a Marine aviator for years, would you care to see my 'vertical lift-off?'"

We know that's possible, especially in a harrier — wait! We get it now.

## 4. "Do you want me to show you the difference between a rifle and a gun?"

One's for fighting, and one's for fun.

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## 3. "Did you ever serve in the Marines? Because you're hotter than an M240 barrel on a full cyclic."

If they know what an "M240" is or what "cyclic" really means, you should marry them right away.

## 2. "I hope your parents are JAG officers because it's illegal to look that good."

Probably our favorite in the cheesy category.

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## 1. "Would you like to see how to break down my rifle, shotgun style?"

Note: Breaking down a rifle like a "shotgun" means your exposing your rifle's internal components.

## Bonus: "Hey girl, are you a flashbang? Because you're stunning."

This one's actually not so bad...

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## Author
Tim Kirkpatrick entered the Navy in 2007 as a Hospital Corpsman and deployed to Sangin, Afghanistan with 3rd Battalion 5th Marines in the fall of 2010. Tim now has degrees in both Film Production and Screenwriting. tim.kirkpatrick@wearethemighty.com