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Gain (or regain) warrior-status in just 8 weeks with this fitness plan

Introducing The MIGHTY FIT Plan, developed by Composure Fitness.

One of the most common reasons I've found that people don't stick with a workout plan is that they go too hard too fast.

Imagine trying to qualify with the M4 at 500 yards the first day you put your hands on the weapon. That's exactly what many people do when it comes to fitness.

We're going to change that today.

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The ACFT: The Trap Bar Deadlift

Plus a 3-month training plan to get you your best deadlift score.

The trap bar deadlift is crushing soldiers.

It's a completely new element of any PT test for the armed forces. Strength hasn't been tested in a three rep max before, let alone all the other novel elements of the new ACFT.

I'm not so concerned with potential low back injuries like some other critics of the trap bar deadlift have voiced.

I'm a fan. This type of test actually tests something many soldiers do nearly every day.

Picking something heavy up off the ground.

Of course, picking things up should be tested.

Here's the skinny on the trap bar deadlift and how you can properly train for it so that you can max out the event.

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Will soy really turn you into Bob from Fight Club?

Everyone remembers Bob.

"Bob had bitch tits."

"Six months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen..."

Bob only made it about 105 minutes into the 151-minute masterpiece that subverted modern male culture, hence the past tense. You probably knew it by its Christian name Fight Club. There are those of us that know it simply by the way it makes us squint our eyes into the future of what "could be," we call it The Light.

In that future, men can be men, materialism holds no grasp on our testes, and no men have bitch tits (roids or no roids). That begs the question, is there soy in my utopian view of the future?

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Fantasy Football After Action Report: Week 5

Week 5 was the week of booms and busts. Did you have a boom? No. You probably had a bust. That's why you're here, so dig in and maybe you'll nab a week 6 boom.

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Drink this to put on weight

The quintessential weight gain shake

Are you trying to put weight on?

If that seems like a ridiculous question to you, well, you're not going to enjoy this article.

For those of you intrigued by the idea of gaining some mass, the following is the answer to all your hard-gaining woes.

I'm going to share with you the recipe I recommend to help you gain lean muscle in a sustainable way.

It's a shake, and it's delicious.

But first…

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The easiest way to fix your crappy 'I work at a desk all day' posture

Exercise highlight: The face pull

Most of us live a sedentary lifestyle that does not promote good posture.

Right now, I'm in a terrible postural position, typing this very sentence. That's pretty meta.

The answer we most often hear is that we need to exercise. Great! But telling someone with bad posture to exercise is like telling someone who just had their heart broken to "get over it"... Duh! But how?

How do you get over someone as perfect as Megan? Err… I mean, how will exercise fix your posture?

You need a targeted approach. Specifically, one target. Specifically, one exercise.

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Here's why your feet hurt all the damn time!

I'm on a foot fetish these days. Don't tell my family.

Today's foot based installment is about perception vs. reality. It's about how your mind is constantly playing tricks on you even when you're doing your best to be truthful. It's about how your brain is letting your feet lie to you, and your boots are in on the whole conspiracy.

I have a pretty astounding study that I want to talk about.

Let's start with runners way back in the 1980s.

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Fantasy Football After Action Report: Week 4

If you are still undefeated, buy a lottery ticket.

The Patriots are still good. The Chiefs are still good. If the sky is still blue, then why does it feel like it's falling? Do any of us have a good team anymore? Jordan Howard just scored 28 points. Odell barely scored 4. Mike from HR is probably winning your league, and he thought the Cubs were in the NFL. Fret not, we help you make sense of this month-deep fever dream in this week's after action report.

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The correct way to train while injured

If you are asking any variation of "should I keep training even with (XYZ) injury or condition?" The answer is yes.

Then nuance ensues. You can't necessarily keep training how you were before, and you definitely shouldn't be training at the same intensity that you were before. At least not initially.

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