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20 fresh Navy memes straight from the sea

Generic memes? Pass. Sometimes we need a meme that’s so niche, it’s good. When it comes to the military, every branch has a whole world of memes worth exploring, and these 20 Navy memes are “bow-nd” to leave you laughing.

1.One of the most relatable Navy memes ever.

20 fresh Navy memes straight from the sea

They’ll either have all of the patience when they return, or none of it. Proceed with bullsh*t cautiously.

2. Isn’t it beautiful?

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Too bad you’ll never see it up close.

3. Never cut corners

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This probably won’t happen. But what if it does?

4. Reuse, Recycle

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He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame…

5. Life in the Navy

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All in a day’s work.

6. Heh…

Get it? Scan da…Navy in? No? Not even a chuckle? Okay.

7. It’s showtime

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When the world needs the Navy, the Navy provides.

8. Be a Shame if…

Not today, Satan. Not today.

9. I mean, he did what she asked, right?

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…right?

10. Loophole: Found

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Except all you’re going to do on your trip is clean.

11. They Said Dive!

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Orders are orders.

12. Shots fired

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Here, let me help you apply some ice to that third degree burn.

13. Beat the odds

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Before you hit 30, because then the odds are going to start beating you with a stick.

14. Remember that one time they got rid of rates?

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It lasted about as long as an airman would at sea.

15. The art of anticipation.

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Apply this at home. Tell the kids that guests are coming and hand them a vacuum. You’re welcome.

16. When someone says your name

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Who? Me? What did I do? Who died?

17. Go get a mop to clean up this mess.

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If you can find it, that is.

18. Why?

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The Air Force has service. Why don’t we have service? It’s not fair.

19. Definitely not sleeping…not at all…

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So convincing.

20. What they think you do vs. what you actually do

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Let’s be real…you do all 6 in one way or another.

MIGHTY MEMES

Our favorite memes about presidential kids

Life as a First Kid likely isn’t easy. From a young age, these kids are put into the public spotlight (and a political one at that), they roll with security, they live in the massive White House, and pretty much everything they do is scrutinized by the public. But it’s sure to come with some huge perks too! Big parties, fancy foods and access to some of the coolest events that “normal” kids can only dream about. Overall, it’s definitely give and take.

Check out these hilarious memes that perfectly describe life as a First Kid … and for their adoring public, who’s just waiting to see what they do next. 

1. As a First Kid, you have to sit around for the boring stuff

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Ugh, anyone whose Mom has talked too long in the grocery store feels this. 

2. But sometimes you can’t-stop-won’t-stop and people actually recognize

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Get it, girl.

3. Meanwhile, everyone judging like they get a say

Girl’s gotta earn that extra spending cash!

4. Role reversal

Sometimes the kids are the ones who get to call out their parents.

5. There really is a resemblance

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We can’t unsee it now. 

6. When somehow it became fun to put your face everywhere

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Mad Photoshop skills though.

7. When you’re a fan and aren’t sure what to say

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You can never go wrong with a thumbs up. Add a double and there’s nothing you can’t do, First kid. 

Need more memes? We’ve got it covered right here.

MIGHTY CULTURE

The 13 funniest military memes for the week of February 1st

All across the nation everyone is dealing with the Polar Vortex. It’s colder than balls outside for everyone in the military. That is unless you’re one of the lucky bastards stationed in Hawaii.

No. I get it. “The grass is always greener” or whatever nonsense the retention NCO tried to peddle off to you before they sent you to Fort Bumpf*cknowhere. I don’t care if the cost of living is slightly higher in Hawaii.

At least the troops there aren’t dealing with hearing their salty platoon sergeant try to “well back in my day” every complaint about it being below negative twenty degrees. I’ll pay that extra dollar for a Big Mac if it gets me out of that.

Anyways, stay warm out there guys. Thankfully the Coast Guard has money to pay their heating bills.


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(Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)

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(Meme via Air Force amn/nco/snco)

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(Meme via Private News Network)

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(Meme via Disgruntled Vets)

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(Meme via Coast Guard Memes)

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(Meme via Army as F*ck)

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(Meme via Military Memes)

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(Meme via Pop Smoke)

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(Meme via Valhalla Wear)

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(Meme via Call for Fire)

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(Meme via The Army’s F*ckups)

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(Meme via Ranger Up)

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(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)

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11 memes that perfectly describe your first FRG event

Family Readiness Groups are a mainstay in military communities. They keep the masses informed, throw awkward parties in which everyone can meet and they’re a great way to keep everyone in touch, including family members who are not on post.However, if you’ve never been to one of their events — sometimes where the fun is *forced*, you may be in for a surprise. Take a look at these memes that perfectly describe your first go-around with these right-of-passage events. 

  1. Whether you want to or not, you’ll be there
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Welcome to the world of being voluntold. 

2. When they say it’s not mandatory but it really is

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We all know how to read between the lines.

3. When you show up wondering if it’s booze friendly or not

May the odds be ever in your favor. 

4. Then you get there and there are no recognizable faces

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But what’s your last name? I don’t know faces.

5. When they ask for more helpers

Who’s down to give some time? 

6. You might be diving in deep

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Welcome to the team.

7. When they get down to the informational portion

Be sure to take notes in pencil. 

8. When the meeting is a pop-up and no one told you

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It’s been known to happen.

9. Don’t forget to participate in the fundraiser

Buy two, heck, buy three. 

10. Because there’s no money

None. Don’t bother looking.

11. Meanwhile, most of the people are like

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See you on the flip side, AKA tomorrow at work.

MIGHTY MEMES

The 13 funniest military memes for the week of April 5th

It’s not that I have anything against the good-natured jokes of April Fool’s Day, it’s just that I don’t believe anything for an entire day. Sure, you have your ridiculous ads from companies, like the McPickle burger from McDonald’s, but then there’s the ones that sound plausible until you stop and think about it for more than a second.

Tom Brady saying he’s going to retire? The dude still has four more fingers to go. Lockheed Martin saying they now have the technology to smell Space? That’s not how Space works. The Army announces that it’ll take the well-being of the troops into consideration and allow them to wear protective masks, under AR 670-1, in areas of with hazardous air quality? Good one.


At least there was a solid selection of memes to choose from this week! Enjoy!

(In all seriousness, the protective mask one is real — and it’s about freakin’ time.)

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(Meme via Coast Guard Memes)

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(Meme via Broken and Unreadable)

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(Meme via I Am An American Soldier)

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(Meme via Disgruntled Vets)

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(Meme via Valhalla Wear)

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(Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)

It took me longer than I’m willing to admit to get that the left side was port and right was starboard.

And the only way I still remember it is because ‘left’ has four letters, and so does ‘port.’ Don’t judge me.

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(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)

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(Meme via 1st Civ Division)

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(Meme via Private News Network)

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(Screengrab via The Salty Soldier, Credit to Reddit user u/patientbearr)

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(Meme via Air Force amn/nco/snco)

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(Meme by Ranger Up)

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(Meme via US Army WTF Moments)

MIGHTY CULTURE

The 13 funniest military memes for the week of January 25th

The government shutdown has been going on for well over a month now and the Coast Guard is still going without pay. My heart honestly burns for each and everyone one of those affected by the shutdown, but there’s one group of Coasties feeling it the worst: the Coast Guard recruiters.

I mean, think about it. It sucks to show up and still have to guard the coasts. Yet, they can continue their mission with a sour look on their face and abundant worries about paying rent. The recruiters? Yeah. I’m damn sure no one made their quota this month. Good luck getting anyone into the door when you can’t even promise them a steady paycheck.

Anyways, just like the Coasties working Lyft after duty, the meme train keeps on rolling.


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(Meme via Army as F*ck)

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(Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)

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(Meme via Untied Status Marin Crops)

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(Meme via Infantry Follow Me)

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(Meme via Coast Guard Memes)

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(Meme via Disgruntled Vets)

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(Meme via Lost in the Sauce)

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(Meme via Carl The Grunt)

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(Meme via Valhalla Wear)

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(Meme via The Salty Soldier)

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(Meme via Pop Smoke)

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(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)

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(Meme via Air Force amn/nco/snco)

MIGHTY MEMES

Our 10 favorite presidential memes

Serving as President of the United States is no easy task. But, with all due respect, it still leaves you at the mercy of the rest of the population to turn you into memes. It’s almost our duty as constituents. Join us as we poke fun — gently — at our commanders in chief and their most recognizable qualities. 

  1. This perfect Harry Potter reference
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Don’t worry, Joe, NOT SLYTHERIN.

2. Because even presidents tell lame jokes

That still make us LOL

3. When photoshop makes Karen jokes even more hilarious

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Still LOLing over here. 

4. This reminder about rainy day fashion

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Looks like a success to us. 

5. This heavy prank

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Plus an awesome new level of mischievousness. 

6. Even Reagan thinks it’s funny

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Go ahead and save this one for future use.

7. Then there’s the urban legends

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Those ghost children. Sigh.

8. Or motivation for your next workout

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Don’t let Abe show you up. 

9. When modern shows meet presidents of the past

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#Thomasthetrain #ThomasinHamilton

10. Finally, this sweet play on words

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Coming in fresh with the jokes, Hamilton. 

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of April 19th

It looks like the Department of Defense is finally retiring the Cyber Awareness Challenge training. Sure, it’s outdated, uses graphics from the early 2000s, and barely scratches the surface of cybersecurity in a world where new threats emerge every other minute. But the campiness is what made it so ridiculous that it was enjoyable.

I just want to throw out there that everyone freaking hated that training when it came out. Eventually, everyone started to like it in spite of it being silly – kind of like Tommy Wiseau’s The Room. Then as soon as too many people started to actually enjoy the ridiculousness of it… They pull the plug on it.

Coincidence? I think not.


Pour one out for the dude who always believed in your cyber security abilities when you doubted yourself. Jeff, you’re never going to be forgotten. These memes are for you.

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(Meme via Infantry Follow Me)

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(Meme via Not CID)

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(Meme via Coast Guard Memes)

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(Meme by Yusha Thomas)

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(Meme via Disgruntled Vets)

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(Meme via Valhalla Wear)

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(Meme via Uniform Humor)

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(Meme via SFC Majestic)

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(Meme via Army as F*ck)

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(Meme via Pop Smoke)

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(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)

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(Meme by Ranger Up)

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(Meme via The Salty Soldier)

BONUS: You guys have a good, safe, and UCMJ-free four-day weekend! Happy Easter. 

In the famous words of my old First Sergeant… “Don’t do dumb shit.”

MIGHTY MEMES

Military jargon in 10 amazing memes

If you know the language of the military, you know what we’re talking about. It’s basically a language all its own. Full of acronyms and nicknames that don’t make sense to the general public, there are entire strings of conversations that can go on including nothing but jargon. (And good luck to anyone not in the know.)  That’s where funny memes come in.

From discussing ranks, daily situations, moves to everyday gear, jargon is a THING in the military. Take a look at these common memes discussing what it’s like to speak the language … and if you don’t.

  1. When there’s just a bunch of letters
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Not untrue. 

2. Sometimes you can’t shut it off … even when you want to

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Stop, translate, re-state.

3. The point doesn’t always get across

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But it’s a good time. 

4. When you accidentally teach civilians

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Make it stop.

5. Seriously though

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Do you hear yourself? 

6. When you first joined and had no idea what was happening.

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The vocab keeps on coming.

7. Deciphering the code like…

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Wait, what? 

8. Then when you are lost and just stay silent.

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Eventually it’ll all make sense.

9. The people who shorten everything

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You are so cool. 

10. It never stops

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Ne-ver.

Military jargon — in all branches — is a language all on its own, and once you learn it, it sticks with you for life. After all, it’s an earned right of passage. Take it with you and use it well!

MIGHTY CULTURE

The 13 funniest military memes for the week of March 8th

So apparently there are talks within the Senate to give each troop who deployed under the Global War on Terrorism $2,500 as part of the AFGHAN Service Act, which would also negotiate the end of the conflict.

On one hand, sure. I’d love the money. Bills suck ass and cash is king. On the other hand, well, let’s look at the lettering of the bill. It’s a one-time payment, and it’d be sent out to every troop who’s deployed anywhere under the Global War on Terrorism. I can only imagine the impending sh*tstorm that’d come when everyone got that check in the mail.

Deploying one time to Kuwait would get you the money, deploying multiple times to Afghanistan still only gets you one check and the older vets who served before 9/11 get nothing. See where I’m going here? The veteran community will turn into the freakin’ Thunderdome. But then again… that is a rent payment…


Anyways, enjoy some memes before the ensuing sh*tstorm!

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(Meme via Keep Calm and Call for Artillery)

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(Meme via Lost in the Sauce)

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(Meme via Pop Smoke)

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(Meme via Not CID)

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(Meme via Coast Guard Memes)

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(Meme via US Army WTF Moments)

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(Meme via Air Force Nation Humor)

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(Meme via Heretically Humid History Posting)

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(Meme via Private News Network)

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(Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)

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(Meme via Lance Corpsman)

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(Meme via The Salty Soldier)

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(Meme via Weapons of Meme Destruction)

MIGHTY CULTURE

The 13 funniest military memes for the week of May 31st

Former Secretary of Defense, retired general, and Patron Saint of Chaos James Mattis has announced that he will be publishing an autobiography called Call Sign Chaos: Learning to Lead. It’s said to cover him coming to terms with leadership learned throughout his military career starting from his days as a young Marine lieutenant to four-star general in charge of CENTCOM.

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m freaking pumped. Yes, I’d love to know the nitty-gritty of commanding a quarter million troops, but I want to know about his lesser-known butter bar years leading a weapons platoon. Because let’s be honest, that’s where the seeds of his leadership style really grew.

He probably made mistakes and got chewed out for it. He slipped up and got mocked by the lower enlisted. He would have had to ask for advice and eventually grow into one of the smartest minds Uncle Sam has seen in a long time. Even the Warrior Monk himself may have been that nosy LT who needed to be whipped into shape by the platoon sergeant, and that’s kind of motivating in its own way. Yeah, you may f*ck up once in a while, but not even Chaos Actual was a born leader. He had to learn it.

Just think. There’s an old salty devil dog out there somewhere who’s responsible for knife-handing the boot-tenant out of Mattis. And he’s the real hero of this story.


While we wait for the one book that will actually get Jarheads to read for fun on June 16th, here’s some memes.

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(Meme via Army as F*ck)

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(Meme via Team Non-Rec)

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(Meme via Not CID)

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(Meme via SFC Majestic)

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(Meme via Broken and Unreadable)

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(Meme via Disgruntled Decks)

Fun fact: The Department of Energy renamed natural gas “freedom gas” in a memo. You know what that means, boys… 

And no. That’s an actual thing and not from The Onion.

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(Meme via Hooah My Ass Off)

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(Meme via Coast Guard Memes)

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(Meme via Smokepit Fairytales)

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(Meme via Lost in the Sauce)

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(Meme via Disgruntled Vets)

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(Meme via Pop Smoke)

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(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)

MIGHTY MEMES

8 memes to ring in the New Year

Let’s face it, memes are one of the best things about the internet. They simply wrap up our thoughts and jokes so perfectly — all with an image and a small amount of text. (Because who wants to do extensive reading when they’re just trying to let loose?) Yes, memes just get us. They get it right and we are thankful that they exist.

Including these uh-mazing versions to help ring in the New Year!

Welcome, 2021!

  1. This overdone joke that we secretly love
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Lowkey loling 

2. Meanwhile, hoping 2020 actually has an end

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*fingers crossed*

3. When you accidentally fall asleep too early

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Did I miss it?!?!

4. This amazing resolution that we should all be using every year

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Dirt off the shoulder.

5. And this promise that we never keep

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We tried?

6. Meanwhile, that NYE budget though

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Make it rain! 

7. Though this sounds bomb

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TBH

8. And finally, this one that makes perfect sense

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Cheers!

MIGHTY CULTURE

The 13 funniest military memes for the week of May 24th

It’s that time of year again: Memorial Day weekend. A solemn moment for the troops to reflect on those we’ve lost along the way and for our civilian friends and family to join us in honoring our fallen.

Now, I don’t fault the civilians who just take the weekend to relax and barbecue as the summer officially starts. You’d be hard-pressed to find a single fallen troop who’d wish to take away someone’s enjoyment. Sparking up the grill and enjoying friends and family is a big part of the American way of life that we fought for — and some paid the ultimate price for.

My gripe is with the complete oxymoron that is the phrase, “have a happy Memorial Day.” It’s just extremely awkward in context. Like, even if someone was a open-bar-at-my-wake kinda person, ‘happy’ and ‘memorial’ just don’t really mesh.

So, I leave you with this… Have a good Memorial Day weekend, however you choose to spend it. Place flags at your local veterans’ cemetery. Crack open an extra cold one for a fallen comrade. Start up the barbecue and tell the kids about the good times you had with your buddy who didn’t make it back. If we’re being honest with ourselves, they all would have wanted us to have a good day in their honor.


Yeah, that wasn’t your typical opener where I practice my stand-up, but I have a feeling I’m not the only one irked by the expression.

Also, here’s a SPOILER ALERT. We joke about the final episode of Game of Thrones in the final meme.

Anywho, here’re some memes:

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(Meme via Team Non-Rec)

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(Meme via Victor Alpha Clothing)

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(Meme via Vet TV)

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(Meme via Coast Guard Memes)

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(Meme via Disgruntled Vets)

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(Meme via Untied Status Marin Crops)

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(Meme via Military Memes)

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(Meme via Army as F*ck)

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(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)

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(Meme via Air Force amn/nco/snco)

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(Meme via Air Force Nation Humor)

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(Meme via Weapons of Meme Destruction)

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