Drink Like A Sailor

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ByMinh Quach
Jan 23, 2020
1 minute read
Drink Like A Sailor

SUMMARY

You’re sitting outside a bar in eastern Europe, listening to a friend try to explain to the non-English-speaking bouncer that sure, you could pay a cover charge, but that only limits the amount of cheap booze that you and your friends will happily …

You're sitting outside a bar in eastern Europe, listening to a friend try to explain to the non-English-speaking bouncer that sure, you could pay a cover charge, but that only limits the amount of cheap booze that you and your friends will happily purchase when, suddenly, you remember that you're wearing the perfect T-Shirt for this occasion.

You step to the front of the group, point at the anchor and the words, and the bouncer gives you a wide grin. He opens his coat to reveal one of those horizontally striped T-shirts that Russian sailors wear, mimes sucking down two beers, and holds open the door for you and your friends. Congrats.

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