Hilarious Navy memes that are freaking spot on

In the military, we love to crack jokes at every branch's expense — even our own. The comedic rivalry is real as it gets, but it's always in good fun. So, let's use these memes to create as many humorous wounds as possible. <…
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In the military, we love to crack jokes at every branch’s expense — even our own. The comedic rivalry is real as it gets, but it’s always in good fun. So, let’s use these Navy memes to create as many humorous wounds as possible.

Enjoy these hilarious Navy memes

Old-school sailors have the best freaking stories about fist fights, drinking, and women — not necessarily in that order.

sea story

The level of his “boot” has officially gone overboard.

mirror salute navy memes
$10 says he’ll get out after his first enlistment.

This is what your recruiter conveniently left out of their pitch

broom navy memes
You can’t win a war without a clean weatherdeck.

Every sailor’s career has a different origin story

navy officer navy memes
At this rate, he’ll be a Rear Admiral (Upper Half) in no time.

You might want to head the restroom afterward and check your trousers for brown eggs

MCPON navy memes
Boot stress level: over 9000. (via navymemes.com)

The only thing that a hardworking sailor wants is to get off work on time and drink a beer.

let my people go navy memes

You can piss off a lot of people without repercussions, but a chief is not one of them.

chief is pissed navy memes
Hide for as long as you can.