In the military, we love to crack jokes at every branch's expense — even our own. The comedic rivalry is real as it gets, but it's always in good fun. So, let's use these Navy memes to create as many humorous wounds as possible.
Old-school sailors have the best freaking stories about fist fights, drinking, and women — not necessarily in that order.
The level of his "boot" has officially gone overboard.
This is what your recruiter conveniently left out of their pitch
Every sailor's career has a different origin story
You might want to head the restroom afterward and check your trousers for brown eggs
The only thing that a hardworking sailor wants is to get off work on time and drink a beer.
You can piss off a lot of people without repercussions, but a chief is not one of them.