Admit it. Which one of you knuckle-dragging, crayon-eating, ASVAB waivers looked at the sun on Monday? Good luck trying to get the VA to cover that…
Hopefully these memes are a reward for everyone else with common f*cking sense.
#13: “But, Sarge. I look at the moon all the time and never go blind!”
#12: This explains why they’re either Salty but wise, Salty but command respect, or just plain Salty.
#11: It’s the same story every time and the punchline is almost always that you got smoked.
#10: When your car has no airbags but you’ve got a POV inspection
#9: Who let the LT survey the TOC build area?
#8: You want 5.56? She doesn’t want 5.56… 7.62 AND 5.56? No..
#7: I’d still take this over an “egg and cheese omelette” any day.
#6: No one will take care of you like your buddies!
#5: “Yeah, sure dude. I got you” only goes so far when you’ve given them six already.
#4: Retention would probably sky rocket if they told people their alcohol tolerance will drop significantly when they ETS.
#3: No need to rush for a promotion. Enjoy your time in the E-4 Mafia.
#2: “But Sarge, I need to be ready. The eclipse could come out at any moment!”
#1: “Existence is pain to a lower enlisted!”