---
title: "22 mind-blowing confessions from around the military"
date: "2020-02-05"
modified: "2020-10-21"
authors:
  - name: "Blake Stilwell"
    job_title: "Editor-In-Chief, Air Force Veteran"
    link: "https://www.wearethemighty.com/authors/blake/"
url: "https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-trending/22-whispers-around-u-s-military/"
categories:
  - "Entertainment"
  - "Join the Military"
  - "Military Culture"
---

# 22 mind-blowing confessions from around the military

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291136/origin.jpg>)

Whisper is a mobile app which allows its users to post anonymous messages (called "Whispers") out into the ether and receive replies from other users who might be interested in what they have to say. The messages are text superimposed over a (presumably) related photo to illustrate the point.

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A recent update allowed Whispers to be categorized into a few firm subcategories: *Confessions*, *LGBTQ*, *NSFW*, *QA*, *Faith* and *Military*. Military members and those with an interest in the military can "anonymously" (quotes because the app still tracks users with their phone's GPS) post their thoughts, feelings, and interactions with military members. For better or for worse, we compiled some of the more colorful Whispers.

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291137/origin.jpg>)
*She's on to us.*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291138/origin.jpg>)
*He'll probably show up in his blues and full size National Defense Medal.*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291139/origin.jpg>)
*You're in luck, buddy.*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291140/origin.jpg>)
*You're a future sailor for Captain Morgan, sh\*tbag.*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291141/origin.jpg>)
*He just hopes you're not pregnant.*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291142/origin.jpg>)
*Kentucky National Guard?*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291144/origin.jpg>)

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291145/origin.jpg>)
*We have enough women like you to deal with as it is.*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291146/origin.jpg>)
*There's always the Army.*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291148/origin.jpg>)
*A reminder for Marines at Lejeune to always look their finest at the Exchange.*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291149/origin.jpg>)

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291152/origin.jpg>)
*This guy has all 100 problems.*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291153/origin.jpg>)
*It's too late for you already.*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291154/origin.jpg>)
*#Goals*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291155/origin.jpg>)
*We roll our eyes at typos.*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291156/origin.jpg>)
*Rip-Its and Beef Jerky are part of this balanced breakfast.*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291157/origin.jpg>)
*Today might be the day you get out.*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291158/origin.jpg>)
*#MOTO*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291159/origin.jpg>)
*If that's all you can think, we can't wait for you to get out either.*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291160/origin.jpg>)
*Weed is that good, apparently.*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291161/origin.jpg>)
*The Army only clothes us and feeds us, but I hate it.*

![](<https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17291162/origin.jpg>)
*Everyone who enlists knows exactly what it will be like for six years. Sack up, military men!*

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## Author
Blake Stilwell is We Are The Mighty's Editor-in-Chief, covering military news, entertainment, and history, along with veteran education, employment and entrepreneurship. He is a former U.S. Air Force combat cameraman with degrees in Graphic Design, Television and Film, International Relations, Public Relations, Business Management and Middle Eastern Affairs. After leaving the military, he began working in film and television production in New York and Los Angeles, work that included ABC News, NBC Olympics, and HBO Sports. He then spent two years in Washington with White House Communications, before joining the Near East Foundation. At NEF he served as an International Development Fellow, then Communications Officer, and finally, Media Officer for the Middle East and Africa. Based in the Palestinian Territory, he coordinated strategic communications between eight country offices, international media, and government and NGO partners. He began a career focused on writing and editing in 2015 with We Are The Mighty. He left in 2019 for Military.com, but returned as Editor-in-Chief in 2025. Blake’s work has been seen on CBS News, Fox News, CBC, The Chicago Tribune, Task & Purpose, Military Times, Recoil, Skillset, American History, and was shockingly even used in a Supreme Court argument. He is an avid traveler and small business owner in Ohio, where he spends most of his energy fixing up a very old house.

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