The 13 funniest military memes for the week of November 29th

Eric Milzarski
Apr 29, 2020 3:59 PM PDT
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Black Friday is upon us once again. You know what this means, right? Time to break out that old Army Riot Control Training to help you navigate the malls. What’s that? You think I’m being hyperbolic? If you remove all mentions of weaponry, …

Black Friday is upon us once again. You know what this means, right? Time to break out that old Army Riot Control Training to help you navigate the malls.

What's that? You think I'm being hyperbolic? If you remove all mentions of weaponry, it's still fairly consistent. Avoid major hubs of civil unrest at all costs. Ensure your unit never breaks eye contact with each other. Don't engage if taunted by locals as it'll escalate the situation further. Utilize "Hearts and Minds" with non-participants caught in the chaos, in this case retail clerks, in an effort to more easily achieve your stated goal. You know, basic stuff that most troops should know.


And there's even a bit in FM 3-19.15 about using video recordings to prove that you were in the right if a situation escalates. All I'm saying is remember to hold your phone horizontally if someone tries to pick a fight over that Baby Yoda doll, which is what we all truly want for Christmas this year.

(Meme via Army as F*ck)
(Meme via Freedom Hard)
(Meme via US Army WTF Moments Memes)
(Meme via On The Minute Memes)
(Meme via Team Non-Rec)
(Meme via The Salty Soldier)

(Meme via Not CID)

True Story: 

I had a guy in my company get into some dumb sh*t Off-post and was arrested on a Sunday night. Didn't inform anyone in the unit until early Monday morning until right before PT. First Sergeant, who was typically very hands-on with PT, had to zonk all of us to go handle that dude along with his platoon sergeant.

Come to find out in the smoke pit later, he knew he was in deep sh*t no matter what happened. So he waited until the last second to also try to use his time in lock-up to get out of PT. It worked. It worked so well we all got PT off.

He was normally a complete ate-up piece of hot garbage and no one could stand his ass, but for one glorious moment... He was a true hero.

(Meme via Coast Guard Memes)
(Meme via Pop Smoke)
(Meme via Smokepit Fairytales)
(Meme via Disgruntled Vets)
(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)
(Meme via Private News Network)

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