The 13 funniest military memes for the week of July 20th

Female sailors seem to be getting the hair regulations loosened to allow a more natural look. This (obviously) caused a gigantic backlash among male soldiers demanding the permitting of beards. Honestly, it doesn't really make sense to disallow sailors to grow beards in the first place. After all, naval history tied to glorious beards, in both the U.S. Navy and around the world. As long as they keep their beards groomed, it'd be a boost to morale and it'd cut out the crappy rush to shave each morning.

But we'll see. 7th Fleet will probably crash another ship into a civilian fishing vessel and blame it on sailors having beards instead of actually taking responsibility for it.

Anyways. Have some memes, you glorious bastards.

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What happened aboard the Carl Vinson during Bin Laden's burial at sea

The dreaded announcement came through the 1MC: River City. If being deployed in the middle of the ocean isn't bad enough, try being deployed in the middle of the ocean with no comms.

The unfamiliar sound of a V-22 Osprey overpowered the sound of normal flight operations. The updates kept rolling through; starting from the flight deck down to the hangar bays, everything is secured. The rumors start to flow through the grapevine. You can hear the whispers and feel the electricity in the air. Nobody has any information, but everyone knows.

We got him.

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6 mistakes boot make that aren't the end of the world

Well, you done messed up, kid. You screwed up, everything is your fault, and there's no way of wiggling out of it. You've just got to take it on the chin and carry on.

Unfortunately, genuine mistakes happen from time to time. We're all human after all. But young troops, especially the good ones, take making a mistake a bit too hard. They've spent their entire training getting ready for the stringent task of being in the military only to find themselves on the wrong side of an as*chewing.

To these troops, that's it. Their morale is now shattered because it feels like the world is collapsing down on them. Now, this isn't to say that troops shouldn't strive for perfection — because that's what Uncle Sam demands — but small mishaps happen and will be quickly forgotten if improvements are made. If it's truly a mistake that wasn't done maliciously, just learn for next time.

After all, the primary role of a good NCO is to teach their younger troops to be better.

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6 ways the Integrated Training Exercise feels like a video game

Marines love video games. It's no secret that games like Battlefield had an influence on many of us as we decided to sign up in the first place. Slowly, you'll come realize that life in the military is nothing like video games 99% of the time. But that still leaves that sweet, sweet 1% — which is experienced mostly during the Integrated Training Exercise.

When you're at ITX, your battalion is put to the test to see if they can operate in combat environments. This is the thing that makes or breaks your unit. It's what tells the Marine Corps that you're ready to be sent on cool, important missions during deployment.

There's a lot at stake when your unit arrives at Camp Wilson, make no mistake about that. It's also some of the most fun you'll have while training for a deployment. At times, the experience can feel like you're in a video game. The types of things you do at ITX are the very reason you joined the infantry in the first place — to shoot guns and blow stuff up. This is Battlefield live.

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6 ways veterans can be just as boot as their first enlistment

Just because someone has their very own DD-214 in their hands doesn't mean that they are now exempt from all of the same boot mistakes they once made when they were young privates. Chances are they're not going to be walking around the local mall with their dog tags hanging out of their shirt anymore, but they'll do nearly all of the same crap that got them mocked by their peers a few years prior.

The only differences between then and now is that they no longer have a squad leader around to say, "dude... what the sh*t are you doing?" and their college classmates must now thank them for their service for every little thing they do.

Some vets look on and cringe as others have their boot behaviors reinforced and dive head-first into checking every box on this list. We're not saying every vet exhibits these behaviors — far from it — but we all know that guy...

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Entertainment

This new series examines what it's like to serve during peacetime

There is a very robust veteran community within the entertainment industry. Veterans in Media and Entertainment is a nonprofit networking organization that unites current and former members of the military working in the film and television industry. The Writers Guild Foundation has a year-long writing program for veterans. And hey, We Are The Mighty is a company founded on a mission to capture, empower, and celebrate the voice of today's military community.

The military community makes up a small percentage of Americans, but plays a global — and exceptionally challenging — role. It makes sense that many veterans have stories to tell. Not all of those stories are about their military experiences, but many are. Hollywood loves a good hero story, but there's more to the military than those few moments of bravery.

The military is a mind f*** unique lifestyle, one that does involve war and sacrifice, but also really weird laws and random adventures — and in a Post-9/11 world, we are now seeing an influx of veterans ready to dissect that world.

Enter Xanthe Pajarillo.

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MILITARY CULTURE
Jeremy Brown

The right way to tell your partner you want a divorce

The messiness of divorce has been well documented. The attorneys, the custody battles, dividing everything up. But how does one initiate the process? When you are sure you want to go through with one, how do you tell your spouse you want a divorce? In movies, it's often blurted out in the midst of a heated argument, with one partner or the other dramatically shouting, "I want a divorce!" But in life, things tend to go a bit differently. And, if you want the ensuing legal battle to be civil, it's in one's best interest to take pause and really determine how to tell the person they vowed to spend the rest of their life with that it's over. So how does one deliver this particularly life-altering bit of news? There's no one way to do it. But there are some guidelines to keep in mind. Here's what you need to know.

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This is how female veterans get the mental health care they need

Women veterans are more likely to die by suicide than women who did not serve in the military, and, in a 2011 survey (the most recent survey of this kind), 46 percent of women veterans in California reported a current mental health problem. Los Angeles County, meanwhile, is home to approximately 20,600 women veterans, the fourth-highest population of any U.S. county.

Women Vets on Point (WVoP) has one goal: to connect women veterans in Los Angeles County with compassionate mental health care delivered by providers who understand their experiences and needs.

WVoP is led by women veterans, including Kristine Stanley, who served in the Air Force for 24 years. She recalls that she struggled in her first year after leaving the military and didn't know where to turn for help.

"I want my fellow women veterans to know they are not alone," said Stanley, program coordinator for WVoP at U.S.VETS. "I know they may feel invisible or forgotten, or that no one realizes they've served. That all changes with Women Vets on Point. If they have ever put on a uniform, this program is for them."
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MILITARY CULTURE
Lauren Vinopal

The science behind why beer tastes better outdoors

The difference between a good beer and a great beer could be the door that hits you on your way out to take a swig. There's just something about having a cold one outside that makes the overall experience, including the taste itself, more enjoyable, experts agree. By taking the beer out of the kitchen or the bar, it becomes more celebratory, yet rebellious in nature — both aspects of life busy that parents could use more of.

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