Cinco de Mayo is a holiday celebrating (fill in the blank). No, seriously this is a quiz. We're guessing you were likely too drunk to remember what one of your most loved holidays is actually about… aside from celebrating tequila and tacos with your favorite group of friends. This year, with Corona (not the beer) in the way, it's looking more like "Cinco de solo". But fear not, we're here to ensure your celebration is just as awesome with these handy at home hacks.
1. Determine your taco style
Not all tacos are created equal. They come soft, hard, and even puffy (we're being totally appropriate here). It's time to step up your taco game and step out of your comfort zone. Considering the fact that there's literally nothing else to spend your money on, go big and get multiple styles to create a taco spread that'll make your homies seriously jealous.
2. Do the salsa
We're not talking about the dance… although, why not? Another crucial component of your feast is getting the delicious dip just right. And you've got options. Tomatillo, poblano, ancho are all words you need to get familiar with if you're going to go all in. Feeling fruity? (again, completely appropriate) Try going for a pineapple-mango combination. Whatever you do, don't you dare cheap out on a jar of pre-made tomato sauce masquerading as salsa.
3. Should you cut the cheese?
Good question. Research has shown us that this is a highly debated topic that is actually dependent upon what you're stuffing your taco with. Queso fresco, cotija, queso de Oaxaca, or your standard-issue cheddar all have variations of saltiness, creaminess, and melt factor. One could even go as bold to say "no cheese" and bank heavy on your flavor profile.
4. Friends don’t let friends…
Friends don't let friends drink solo on Cinco de Mayo. Yes, this applies even to social distancing parties. In case you live under a rock, there are plenty of apps for you to connect virtually and make it work. Do us a solid and let us know how you got creative with distance drinking games.
5. Step up your game bro
The stocks may be down, but alcohol sales sure are solid. By now you've likely demolished that "emergency stash" and shifted way into the realm of stay-at-home-mom level drink making. Now is your time to shine cupcake. With your designated set of friends, take the time to get creative and conjure up some amazing cocktail recipes for everyone to tray and vote on this holiday. Try setting some ground rules and a pre-set shopping list for everyone to grab beforehand. Take turns making each other's cocktails and vote on the best.
6. Make it weird
If it were normal again, this day would be full of crazy taco creations to try at restaurants all across the land. Doing something "weird" is even better when it's in the privacy of your own home. Cue the next few suggestions: radishes, nopales, fruit, kimchi, and the dessert taco. What we're saying is- make it a competition between friends and make your best "take", then deliver one to each of your friends and facetime everyone at dinner time to vote on who did the best.
Whatever you do, do it with as much humor and delicious new methods as humanly possible. It's a heavy world out there and at least for 24 glorious hours, we can all have a little fun celebrating the Mexican army's victory over the French empire. Cheers.