"What happens in the U.S. Navy if a military member says he is quitting and immediately abandons ship. Will the Navy make an attempt to rescue him or just let him drown or get taken out by a shark?"
Oh god there's a lot to tackle here.
"I don't know. Don't they call the Coast Guard for that? Let the puddle pirates handle that," suggests U.S. Army vet Jennifer Campbell.
Green Beret Chase Millsap has some insight: "Despite what you may think, the Navy cannot order sharks to kill people."
Or so they would have us think...
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"As someone who is in the military what is something you would call fun that a civilian wouldn't think is very fun?"
The answers to this question will tell you everything you need to know about the military, honestly. Everything from "showers" to "blowing stuff up" was listed.
Oh, and the shower comment came from a Medal of Honor recipient, so don't you dare judge us.
Anyway, remind me to tell you about the theory I have that there is something fundamentally wrong with a person who volunteers for the military...
"In a real life zombie apocalypse, how well would the military hold up (if the virus was like the one shown in The Walking Dead)?"
"I've seen the show. They don't hold up well at all," U.S. Air Force vet Mark Harper declared. Millsap confirmed, "They'd all be dead."
Probably true. Probably true. Also, my worst nightmare...
Can fireworks be used as anti-air weapons, in other words can a fire work harm modern military aircraft?
"This sounds like ISIS is asking these questions," observed our token civilian, Megan Miller. Who has a point, actually.
Harper went on for awhile about fire worms? So now I'm wondering if he had access to some Top Secret project that the rest of us don't know about? ::shudder::
"How realistic is the air combat in Top Gun?"
"Top Gun is real so it's all real, right?" asked U.S. Air Force vet Tara Batesole. Yes, Tara. Top Gun is totally real. (No one destroy her dream, okay?)
Not today, ISIS.
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