YouTube fitness personality Natacha Océane took the current Army Physical Fitness Test without training up, and she actually beasted through it. Check out the video to see her put your troops to shame with a score that would earn her one of those weird fitness badges.
Alright, we'll grant you that fitness personalities don't need to train up for simple tests. And the Army's current PT test is a very simple challenge. A quick test of upper body strength and endurance, a quick test of abdominal endurance, and a quick two-miler. All pretty commonly used muscles, all movements with little need for special training.
But still, Natacha Océane did a pretty great job while taking the APFT. Sure, she flubs her number 5 sit-up during the test, but she also doesn't count it, and she uses a poop emoji on the counter. And she does 82 others (Airborne!), which is enough to max the sit-ups. And her two-mile time is enough for 100 points as well. Her 42 push-ups only get her 94 points on the female scale, but that's still a very respectable 294 total.
That's enough for a fitness badge, and enough to raise your platoon's average score if you're serving anywhere outside of special operations (and a few places in spec ops). In fact, those 42 push-ups would be enough to get her into Airborne school as a male.
Which is good, because the Army is switching to a gender-neutral physical training test. And her push-up and run scores drop precipitously once you switch to the men's scoring table. Still, she outperformed most of the POGs that I served with, even setting aside gendered standards.
But before recruiters start lining up to bring her in, if you listen to the audio at the start of the video, she's a British citizen who lives in Britain. And, also, the Army probably doesn't offer enough money to put her off of YouTubing. This video has over 2 million views in less than five months, meaning she probably makes a hunk of change already.
But, worst of all, she's already taken the Marine Corps test as well, and she scored a 300 on it.
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