MILITARY CULTURE

The 13 funniest military memes for the week of December 7th

The beginning of December is a wonderful time in the military. We all get to watch those from the southern states lose their minds as they watch a little dusting of snow settle on the pavement, nobody's sure if it's time to switch over to winter PT uniforms, and troops express extreme pride in their respective branches with the Army-Navy Game on the horizon.

All the while, everyone starts mentally clocking out because block leave is quickly approaching and no one wants to do sh*t until then. It's a sweet, sweet waiting game.

So, here're some memes to enjoy as you're sitting around the training room, just waiting to finally take your happy ass home.


1. "But I still get hazard duty pay, right?"

(Meme via Air Force amn/nco/snco)

2. No amount of "substandard living allowance" is worth it, said every airman ever. 

(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)

3. You may laugh, but this is exactly how the Marines get all their other crap, too. 

(Meme via Uniform Humor)

4. Still more useful than a Bachelor's in Fine Arts. 

(Meme via Valhalla Wear)

5. No more puns from the "PUNisher."

(Meme by Ranger Up)

6. That $8 breakfast burrito is the price you pay to get out of 30 minutes of Motor Pool Mondays. 

(Meme via The Salty Soldier)

7. "With a dip in his mouth, a bruise on his nose, and his mind always on patrol."

(Meme via Smokepit Fairytales)

8. "You think that'll stop me? I'll still get my Good Cookie and PCS."

(Meme via Army as F*ck)

9. Press 'F' to pay respects to all that ruined bacon. 

(Meme via Coast Guard Memes)

10. "But... But... Okay. Roger, sergeant."

(Meme by WATM)

11. Nope. Just disrespecting the corporal who kinda deserves it. 

(Meme via Pop Smoke)

12. That's a rabbit hole no one wants to go down. I'm throwing hands if someone gives me a "Kandahar Poo Pond" candle as a white elephant gift. 

(Meme via Valhalla Wear)

13. After your 45/45 is over, at least you'll have hilarious stories to tell. 

(Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)