MILITARY CULTURE

The 13 funniest military memes for the week of November 23rd

If you really think about it, troops and veterans have been trained for all the stresses of Black Friday.

You've been trained in making a plan, navigating difficult driving conditions, effective crowd control, and hand-to-hand combat when comes time to secure that one toy your little niece really wanted, and how to properly exfil the f*ck out of that mall before the rent-a-cops show up on Segways.

However, if you're smart enough to avoid all of that BS and do your shopping online, then you've earned these memes.


1. Technically speaking, forcing the boot to drink until they vomit is considered hazing. But once they make rank, it's considered a regular Thursday.

(Meme via Crusty Pissed Off Veteran)

2. "How do they expect us to pay for it? We need that clothing allowance for booze!" said every specialist in the barracks

(Meme via PT Belt Nation)

3. You know, I'd be 100% down for this change if it meant that officers also had to go back to wearing powdered wigs.

(Meme via PT Belt Nation)

4. You can't expect your troops to grow into leaders if you stand over them like a lawnmower.

(Meme via Pop Smoke)

5. "So help me god, if you dare say that I hurt your feelings..."

(Meme via Hooah My Ass Off)

6. Sad reacts only.

(Meme via Smokepit Fairytales)

7. "Greatest strength? Humility."

(Meme via Grunt Style)

8. The tutorial is 9 weeks long, the NPCs are a bit hostile, and the "push-up" mini-game gets a bit repetitive after the first twenty times...

(Tweet by Jack Wagner)

9. Every career staff sergeant ever.

(Meme via Untied Status Marin Crops)

10. I'd still take this over a pool table any day.

(Meme via Disgruntled Vets)

11. Go ahead. Try to claim being a vegetarian to get out of the terrible chow hall food in Basic. See what happens.

(Meme via Army as F*ck)

12. My recruiter never lied. He said I'd travel the world and get f*cked every day.

(Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)

13. "But Sarge, they tossed in a free tank of gas!"

(Meme via Private News Network)