(U.S. Marine Corps)

Veterans are a diverse group filled with all sorts of different types of people. Much like any other group, there tends be a lot of disagreements among its members over all sorts of things, like if growing a beard means you're no longer a Marine or whether Okinawa is a real deployment (it's not). But, at the end of the day, some people get out of the military acting a lot like they did when they first showed up.

When you first get out of boot camp, you're called a "boot." You're the new employee — the FNG, if you will. As a freshly minted service member, there are some traits you likely exhibit, like being covered head to toe in overly-moto gear or telling every single person you meet that you're a part of the military.

Most of us outgrow these tendencies as we settle into the routine of life in service. But we've observed a strange phenomenon: After service, some veterans regress to their boot-like behaviors. Specifically, the following:


1. Insulting other branches

It's one thing to joke around with other veterans by calling the Air Force the "Chair Force" or the Coast Guard "useless," but it's another thing entirely to be a genuine a**hole because you actually think your branch is best.

As a boot, you might really feel this way — after all, you just endured weeks of pain to get where you are and pride fools even the best of us. But if you still feel this way after you get out... You're still a boot.

You can make fun of them, but remember that it's just that — fun.

(U.S. Air Force photo by Airman First Class Rylan Albright)

2. Gatekeeping

Dismissing someone else's status as a veteran or a patriot because they don't share your views is just dumb. Boots think people aren't real patriots if they don't join the military, but there are plenty of other ways to be patriotic outside of joining the armed forces.

3. Talking up your service

Being in the military doesn't make you some kind of superhero. You're not the supreme savior of mankind because you're a veteran. You're a human being who made a noble choice, but that doesn't make you Batman.

...maybe Bootman.

Neither of these two are superheroes — but both might think so.

(U.S. Air Force photo by Samuel King Jr.)

4. Telling everybody you meet about your service

Boots, for some reason, will tell every man, woman, child, and hamster that they're in the military.

Some veterans are guilty of this, too, but it usually comes in the form of replying to any statement with, "well, as a veteran..." It's not any less annoying.

5. Exaggerating your role

Some veterans love seeing themselves as modern-day Spartans or Vikings. In reality, a lot of us ended up cleaning toilets and standing in lines. Boots have the same tendency to over-glorify what they do in the military, making their role in the grand scheme of things seem much more important than it actually is.

All in all: Don't be that guy.

You know this is where most of your time went.

(U.S. Marine Corps photo by Cpl. M. Bravo)