Massive cats are here, and they're taking over the training ranges, battlefields, and oceans of the world. Also, they're just so adorable with their big whiskers and their cute paws. These military men and women are now backed up by the largest felines in known history.
Man, military photographers take some great photos sometimes. Sand tables, missile launches, rifle ranges. So many great images of American might and military readiness. But they're always missing something, and the Twitter user Military Giant Cats has figured it out.
Iceland https://t.co/A9KVSCoM7x— Giant Military Cats (@Giant Military Cats)1568033203.0
Yeah, the pics were always missing giant cats. Giant, giant cats that welcome Marines home from long ruck marches. Or, maybe the Marines are marching there to attack the cat? Look, the context isn't clear, but you would definitely buy a ticket if that was a movie, right?
BMD-2 https://t.co/zPFrfX9W0A— Giant Military Cats (@Giant Military Cats)1568030613.0
Come on, you would follow this cat into battle. You would face the galloping hordes, a hundred bad guys with swords, and send those goons to their lords, if this cat was leading the charge. And he's so intense about it.
#DSEI https://t.co/gG3JBfFZHZ— Giant Military Cats (@Giant Military Cats)1568022941.0
Not all cats take their duties so seriously. Some are plenty patriotic but don't feel the need to pursue the enemy all the time. They take a little time to relax, to consider their past achievements. And more than likely, to bat around a few of the tiny humans walking around his armor.
HMS Astute (S119) https://t.co/luQway607e— Giant Military Cats (@Giant Military Cats)1567932387.0
This cat is willing to brave the perils of the deep for your freedom. He will do battle with the Nautilus, he will spend weeks submerged. And if duty calls, he will claw his way through entire Russian fleets and survive on nothing but kelp to secure the seas for democracy.
BGM-109 Tomahawk https://t.co/CMOU9gNxt3— Giant Military Cats (@Giant Military Cats)1567953152.0
These cats are willing to do whatever it takes. When they attacked Syria, they launched Tomahawk Cruise Missiles and didn't bat a single one out of the sky before it hit regime forces.
T-64BM Bulat https://t.co/3EJGMZoe4r— Giant Military Cats (@Giant Military Cats)1567970044.0
And look at how happy they make the troops! Whether they're chasing giant balls of yarn or drifting tanks during military exercises, the cats know how to put on a show.
SEPECAT Jaguar https://t.co/h7uW37oIaX— Giant Military Cats (@Giant Military Cats)1567937481.0
But this one is a horrible pilot.
To see more of these awesome creations, check out the Twitter stream here.
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