6 absurd military habits that stay with you forever
The thing about your regular habits in the military is that they are sometimes literally drilled into you. Chances are good you still have the urgent desire to remove your hat when you walk into a building. You probably fall into lock-step when anyone starts walking next to you and feel incredibly uncomfortable with the idea of putting your hands in your pockets. These are just the little things you've done for years, things you may not even notice.
There are many, many other things you probably do notice that you probably wish you could break – because you look ridiculous.
1. The bug-out bag in your trunk.
"I don't know what you have planned for the weekend, Wayne, but I'm out."
This one isn't that big a deal. You're basically ready to deploy to somewhere at a moment's notice, even though you don't need to be. Luckily, only the people who see inside your trunk (and probably also in your closet) will know about this one. But lo and behold, you are prepared for almost any eventuality, no matter when it happens. House fire? All set. Earthquake? Ready to go. Zombie apocalypse? Absolutely. Your go-bag contains food (probably an MRE), important papers, a water filter, and anything else you'll need to survive or walk away with in case stuff hits the fan. Even if you don't have this, you think you need to get one.
To the rest of the world, you might look like a crazy survivalist, but they'll be dead, and you'll be alive so who cares?
2. Shouting in the passenger seat.
I would rather ride in silence.
Does the driver of the vehicle you're riding shotgun in need to know if he or she is clear on the right or left? That doesn't matter because you're going to tell them, and probably do it a little louder than your indoor voice. If, for some reason, there is some kind of vehicle or other object on the way, you'll be sure to let them know exactly what it is and how far away it is from the vehicle. If not you're letting them know: CLEAR RIGHT.
Extra points if you feel the need to fill up at half a tank and/or check the pressure of every tire, including the spare.
3. Staring at everyone's shoes.
How to gain credibility in one easy photo.
Sure, that guy who interviewed you was the senior reporter for the local news channel, but it looks like he polished his shoes with a Hershey bar and was thus slightly less deserving of your respect. He probably also has terrible attention to detail as all people with rough-looking shoes must have, right? You know who those people are because you're staring at shoes for a few seconds upon meeting literally anyone and everyone.
4. Eating too fast.
How does it taste? We may never know. Veterans could eat an entire Thanksgiving dinner during a Lions-Packers commercial break.
5. Carrying everything in your left hand.
When you're in the military, this is not only a regulation, it just makes sense. How are you supposed to salute when your right hand is full? The answer is that your right hand should always be empty. When you're out of the military, this is so ingrained in your muscle memory that you'll carry a whole week's groceries in one hand while your right is completely free.
6. Moving with a sense of purpose for things that don't warrant it.
When you find out White Castle has a free meal for veterans.
There's no reason to make a beeline for the prime rib at Golden Corral, but the actions of hundreds of veterans on Veterans Day would make one think otherwise. There's a high probability veterans get annoyed at civilians who don't move through the taco bar fast enough.
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