The stimulus checks have started to appear in everyone's bank accounts and we're sure they're on the way if they're going through mail. On one hand, it's fantastic news for the folks that have been hit hard financially by the coronavirus. Hell, we all kind of need it after paying rent last week.

But there's a little voice in the back of my head telling me that not everyone's going to spend it on rent, utilities, essential groceries or whathaveyou, and wonder where it all went. Maybe it's because I saw way too many young troops look at their clothing allowance as beer money…

Don't worry if you're like 99% of lower enlisted seeing a comma in their bank account. At least these memes won't cost you a cent!



1. Is it bad if I want to reenlist just for a pair of those?

(Meme via SFC Majestic)

2. Ever wonder why troops only ever go to one or two NCOs/officers in their unit with problems – even if they were out of that troop’s direct chain of command?

3. Nah. It’s totally fine. Your heartbeat sounding like a HMVEE doing 30mph is probably normal.

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4. “I have a bad feeling about this” – every E-4 when the PSG comes out to formation rubbing his hands together.

(Meme via US Army WTF Moments Memes)

5. Oh! You got the time to learn age-old Army jokes but you don’t have any to learn a step count?

(Meme via Call for Fire)

6. I knew my skull face mask that makes me look like Ghost from Call of Duty wasn’t a boot purchase!

(Comic by Claw of Knowledge)

7. And just like that, the used Camaro dealership off-post just got stimulated.

(Meme via The Army's Fckups)

8. If your buddy says they can cut hard followed by an immediate, “How hard could it be?” Smack the trimmers out of his damn hands!

(Meme via Hooah My Ass Off)

9. Trick question! He’s still ambulatory so he’s got to be faking it. Give him some Motrin, a bottle of water, and tell him to suck it up because there’s a battalion ruck march coming up.

(Meme via Valhalla Wear)

10. “Damn. I still look good!” – Me, literally this morning when I wore my silkies.

(Meme via ASMDSS)

11. I’m the third one… I just go back to sleep.

(Meme via Private News Network)

12. I hate trying it, but when I see that register start reaching scary numbers… I ask.

(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)

13. Remember when your salty-ass PSG screamed at you for bringing POG-gie bait on that field op with a, “If it was important, Uncle Sam would have issued it to you.” Well…

(Meme via fuSNCO)