(Meme via Smokepit Fairytales)

It's time to be real. The world isn't looking so great at the moment. That's just the cold hard reality. The coronavirus is spreading and everyone's losing their minds. But there's always a bright side to everything. Us veterans should already understand exactly what to do.

Stuck in your house without any way to make money? That's just like a 45 & 45. Having to make do with just what little bit of toilet paper you had before the panic hoarding? Time to conserve like you're in the field. Bored out of your mind with absolutely nothing to do? Tell yourself you're going to start doing online classes before procrastinating to go play video games!

And hey! Another bright side is, from what I've seen, people are focusing on buying out all of the foods and leaving all of the beer and liquor! So, just kick back, enjoy your unofficial Quarters slip, and get down on some much-needed you time until this all blows over in… Oh… Eight weeks? Sh*t…


Anyway, here's another dose of your regularly scheduled memes – delivered to you from a "Socially distant" appropriate distance.

1. I mean, if you can’t gather the entire formation into a tightly-knit horseshoe formation; how else can you disseminate important information like keeping 6’ from anyone?

(Meme via Army as F*ck)

2. Be sure to wash your damn dirty legs!

(Meme via Smokepit Fairytales)

3. Apparently, blood stripes aren’t allowed anymore. I don’t get it. My sergeant told me that’s how you keep the rank from falling off? Or was he just lying too?

(Meme via The Salty Soldier)

4. If it can cure herpaghonasyphilAIDS, it should be able to cure this!

(Meme via US Army WTF Moments Memes)

5. You’ll never see a more productive Joe than the one trying to get out of more work.

(Meme via Call for Fire)

6. Does anyone know if restaurants have started delivering beer yet? I’m asking for a friend…

(Meme via Not CID)

7. That’s why I don’t go hiking. And because I’m a lazy SOB.

(Meme via Infantry Follow Me)

8. Better ask the crusty old SFC what the phrase BOHICA means.

(Meme via Hooah My Ass Off)

9. Think of it as the universe finally restoring balance.

(Meme via Coast Guard Memes)

10. I swear! My lungs have always been sh*t!

(Tweet via @Pop_Smoke7)

11. Because that’ll solve the already cripplingly low morale of sailors…

(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)

12. Out of sight, out of mind? Right?

(Meme via Air Force Nation & Humor)

13. The MTI’s will even post mean things in the comment section to help you feel like you’re getting the real experience!

(Meme via Valhalla Wear)