7 rejected X-rated military Valentine's Day articles
There's a running bit in the We Are The Mighty office that if all else fails we could always make porn.
I like to bring it up during dry brainstorming sessions. I was feeling particularly amused by inappropriate humor last week during a meeting and, much to my utter delight, Army vet and WATM writer extraordinaire Logan Nye was too. He started listing off military-related Valentine's Day articles that we
should would never (because we're classy like that I guess...) publish, and I told him that it was just too selfish to keep his creative genius from the world.
It derailed the meeting, but it was worth it.
So, my patriotic friends, I give you our list of rejected Valentine's Day articles. Share with your
right hand special someone and enjoy.
How to have really great sex in an MATV
Pro-tip: Leave the battle rattle on.
How to show a lost LT his way to your G-spot
We're two inches from where you think we are.
How to improve your short-range marksmanship *wink*
Please worry about it.
DARPA's best tech for mind-blowing orgasms
This popped up when I googled "DARPA robot" and I am howling.
7 military items that are dildos if you're brave enough
"Precision insertion requires a dedicated boom operator in order to extend loiter time on station."
9 most bone-able military leaders from history
More like Chesty Pull-her, amiright?
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