MIGHTY CULTURE

13 memes that tell you all you need to know about POGs

POGs love their quality of life but don't like being POGs; grunts don't like their quality of life but love being grunts. And, for some reason, both of them think it's offensive when the grunts point out the ones that aren't grunts.

These are memes. They're about POGs. It's not that complicated.

If you need a primer: POGs are "persons other than grunts," meaning anyone but infantry. POGs do all sorts of crucial jobs, like scouting, setting up communications, maintaining vehicles and aircraft, logistics, providing medical attention, etc. In this context, "etc." means pretty much anything besides shooting rounds at the enemy.


But they're also super annoying, constantly comparing themselves to infantry and saying things like, "we're all infantry."

Here are 13 memes that will prime you on the controversy:

Lets be honest: Supply almost never makes bullets fly. They make them ride on trucks and float on boats. It's the infantry that makes them fly at muzzle velocity out of their weapons and into the enemy's brain case. For all of you fellows who have, "bullets don't fly without supply" tattoos, sorry.

I mean, yeah, sure, POGs do some of the fighting. But the infantry exists to fight the enemy — and they do it. A lot. For some of them, "a lot" means multiple times per day.

POGs, well, POGs fight less.

Of course, infantry wants respect simply for not being POGs, which isn't so much an accomplishment as it is a lack thereof.

Haha, but really, some POGs are babies.

Most POG thing a POG can say is that they're "almost infantry." Oh, all you lack is infantry basic and school, huh? So, you're as "almost infantry" as an average high schooler. Congratulations.

See, even the president says you're an idiot.

But enjoy those fat stacks of cash from bonuses and equal pay while the infantry enjoys their special blue ropes and "03" occupation codes. You can dry your tears with your pleasant sheets and woobies in a real bed while they hurl insults from the dust-covered cots of an outpost.

And uh, news flash, the big technological skills that make the U.S. so lethal, everything from aerial reconnaissance to awesome rocket artillery to selectively jamming communications lines, are the skills of the POGs. I mean, sure, the infantry brings some advanced missiles to the fight, but they're counting on supply to get the missiles to them and intel to let them know where to hunt.

And besides, POGs get to face danger from time to time. There's all those menacing strangers they have to confront on CQ duty. And, uh, convoys.

And, deep down, the infantry knows they need you. They just also want to mock you. That's not evil, it's just light ribbing.

And they kind of need to rib you, because you keep saying stupid stuff like this.

Seriously, embracing the POG-life is the best thing you can do to stop being such a POG. You signed your contract, you're serving your country, just get over the job title.

And for god's sake, stop doing stuff like this. No wonder the infantry makes fun of us.

Logan Nye was an Airborne POG on active duty for five years. He lives with two dogs and has never said that he's "basically infantry," because, seriously, he only got to shoot his rifle two times a year. Can you really do that and claim that "You're a rifleman, too!?" No. You can't, fellow POG.