7 times they found something on Storage Wars that could've been hidden in a barracks
"Storage Wars" has uncovered thousands of odd things in the depths of overdue storage units during their 12 season span: breast enlargement machines, an Elvis Presley collection, and a disturbingly complete "My Little Pony" collection. There have been a couple things stuck in the crannies of a storage unit, that might as well have been found under the bed of some unkempt barracks room. These are seven of those such items...
1. A stripper pole
It's definitely odd that this was lost in storage and not in the dull lamp-shadeless lighting of some recently divorced 30 something's bachelor pad. Be honest though—if you found a stripper pole stored in an abandoned unit, or in a barracks occupied by a bunch of single military men—you'd be more surprised to find it in a storage unit.
2. Gas mask
Perhaps not the strangest find by a Storage Wars team, but this one could easily be misplaced in the messy sprawl of barracks across the U.S. It probably would be a personal use mask, not a military use one. Anyone who has ever sat next to a soldier after they've just eaten their 6th straight microwaved pulled pork Hot Pocket knows exactly why someone would have one of these bad boys handy in the barracks.
3. World War II minesweeper
In a unit down in Lancaster, California, the "Storage Wars" gang unearthed this $400 relic inside a tin Army supply box. So this one could easily be lost in a barracks somewhere of some explosive ordnance expert's bed. You might be thinking to yourself, "why would a modern soldier be holding onto something that was still being used in 1943?" And to that question, the answer is: because it's the military and it's probably still currently issued.
4. Camel saddles
In yet another abstract find in Southern California, "Storage Wars" heartthrob Mary stumbled upon a saddle meant for a two-humped camel. I have personally witnessed a particularly wild Marine try to "ride" a wild deer on a hunting trip. The idea that that same man would have a saddle specifically intended for tossing on a wild camel in the middle east in hopes of domesticating the beast—does not sound off base to me.
5. Fully alive snakes
There is an episode of Storage Wars where they uncovered a bunch of living albino pythons. But everyone knows you cannot have pets in the barracks. Everyone also knows the drinking age is technically 21. It would be very reasonable to imagine how these rules might be bent. Maybe a soldier takes a sip of a beer. Seems reasonable enough. Maybe a soldier keeps 8 fully grown albino pythons in a tank so that he could throw rats in it then sit around the tank with 4 or 5 buddies and scream and cheer as the pythons educate the rats on the hierarchy of the food chain.
6. Snake skeletons
This find came on the heels of a massive 100 unit auction in (you guessed it) Southern California. The lucky buyer was more than surprised to find a display case featuring a perfectly laid out snake skeleton. Now, you may find this in a barracks, but only as an inevitable result of the previous "item" on the list.
7. A forgotten limb
Okay so this one is from a documentary called "Finders Keepers" but it was simply too good to pass up. In the movie, a man named Shannon Whisnaut purchased what he thought was a run of the mill storage unit, waiting to be flipped. When he opened the vault, he happened upon a standard barbecue. When he opened the top he discovered someone had some foil-wrapped leftovers on the grill. He removed the foil to unveil—a human leg. He reported the leg to police. The previous owner John Wood, was tracked down, and he immediately copped to knowing about the leg. In quite possibly the most "oorah" twist of the list, he had lost the leg in a 2004 plane crash and opted to keep the severed limb so that it could be buried with him—only to forget where he put it.
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