Deploying is just one of those things every troop knows will happen eventually. There are two ways troops look at this: Either they're gung-ho about getting into what they've been training to do for years or they're scared that they'll have to do what they've been training years to do for years. No judgement either way, but it's bound to happen.

The truth is, combat only makes up a fraction of a fraction of what troops do while deployed. There are some troops who take on an unequal share of that burden when compared to the next, but everyone shares some of the same downsides of deployment.

Today's troops have it nicer than those that came before them and some units may inherently have an easier time of things. Still, everyone has to deal with the same smell of the "open air sanitation pits" that are lovingly called "sh*t ponds."


1. Sanitation

Speaking of open pits of disposed human filth that are totally not going to cause health problems down the road, the rest of your deployment won't be much cleaner.

Sand will get everywhere no matter how many times you sweep. Black mold will always creep into your living areas and cause everyone to go to sick call. That's normal.

What's not normal is the amount of lazy, disgusting Blue Falcons that decide that using Gatorade bottles as piss pots is more convenient than walking their ass to a proper latrine but get embarrassed by their disgusting lifestyle so they horde that sh*t under their bunk in some sick, twisted collection. True story.

Yep. And the VA is still debating whether this is unhealthy or not.

(Photo by Sgt. 1st Class Erick Studenicka)

2. OPSEC

Everyone knows they're going to have to be away from their family, but no one really prepares you for the moments when you're going to have to tell them you can't talk a few days because something happened — "Comms Blackouts." They're totally normal and it freaks out everyone back home. it's up to the troops to explain the situation without providing any info that would incur the wrath of the chain of command.

We've all heard the constant, nebulous threats. "The enemy is always listening!" "All it takes is one puzzle piece to lose the war!" Such concerns aren't unfounded — and it leaves troops clammed up, essentially without anything interesting to talk about while deployed.

That is, if you can get to an uncrowded USO tent to actually talk to your folks back home.

(U.S. Navy photo by Petty Officer 1st Class Jonathan Carmichael)

3. Other units' officers

Every unit falls under the same overarching rules as set forth by the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So, if someone's doing something that breaks said code, any troop can (and should) step in to defuse the situation. That being said, every unit functions on their own SOPs while downrange and there's always going to be a smart-ass butterbar who raises hell about not being saluted in a combat zone.

I'm just saying, we're doing you a favor by not saluting you where there could be snipers...

(U.S. Marine Corps photo by Cpl. Alejandro Pena)

4. Everything you're going to miss out on

Being deployed is kind of like being put in a time capsule when it comes to pop culture. Any movie or television show that you would normally be catching the night of the release is going to end up on a long checklist of things to catch up on later.

To make matters worse, troops today still have an internet connection — just not a very good one. So, if some big thing happened on that show you watch, it's going to get spoiled eventually because people assume that, after a few weeks, it's all fair game to discuss. Meanwhile, you're still 36 weeks away from seeing it yourself.

Don't worry, though. This guy will probably have a a "totally legitimate" copy of all the seasons of 'Game of Thrones' on DVD.

(Official Marine Corps Photo by Eric S. Wilterdink)

5. Sleep (or lack thereof)

Some doctors say that seven to nine hours of sleep are required for the human body to function. You will soon laugh in the face of said doctors. You'll be at your physical peak and do just fine on five hours of constantly interrupted sleep.

War is very loud and missions occur at all hours of the day. What this means is just as soon as you get tucked in for the night, you're going to hear a chopper buzz your tent while a barely-working generator keeps turning over which is then drowned out by the sounds of artillery going off. Needless to say, when the eventual IDF siren goes off, you'll legitimately debate whether you should get out of bed or sleep through it.

You'd think this isn't comfy. But it is.

(U.S. Army)

6. Boredom

The fact that you're actually working 12-hour days won't bother you. The fact that you're going to get an average of five hours of sleep won't bother you. Those remaining seven hours of your day are what will drive you insane.

You could go to the gym and get to looking good for your eventual return stateside. You could pick up a hobby, like learning to play the guitar, but you'd only be kidding yourself. 75 percent of your time will be spent in the smoke pit (regardless if you smoke or not) and the other trying to watch whatever show is on at the DFAC.

Ever wonder why so many troops make stupid films while in the sandbox? Because we're bored out of our freakin' minds!

7. All that money (and nothing to spend it on)

Think of that episode of The Twilight Zone where the world's end comes and that one dude just wants to read his books. He finally finds a library but — plot twist — he breaks his glasses and learns that life is unfair. That's basically how it feels when troops finally get deployment money. It'll be a lot more than usual, since combat pay and all those other incentives are awesome, but it's not like you can really spend any of it while in Afghanistan.

If you're married, that money you're be making is going to be used to take care of your family. Single troops will just keep seeing their bank accounts rise until they blow it all in one weekend upon returning.

"Oh, look! It seems like everyone came back from deployment!"

(U.S. Army)