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6 reasons being E-4(ish) mafia is the best

Every military branch makes it plain where exactly you stand. It is worn on your uniform, printed on your CAC, you are greeted by it every day. "It" is rank and it plays a significant role as it entails your duties and expectations, job notwithstanding. It seems one rank reigns supreme in every service, though.


Below are 6 of the top reasons why being top of the lower enlisted ranks is the best rank.

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6. It's the "25" of ranks

25 is the age that many of us have the time of our lives. We are far enough removed from teenage angst and the crap that often associates with it but still a lot more than a few wake-ups away from the big three-oh.

Old enough to get good insurance rates, but young enough to fit in most everywhere.

That is the Air Force's Senior Airman. That is the Marine's Lance Corporal. That is the Army's Specialist. This is the Navy's Seaman (heh). It's far enough removed from boot but quite a ways from retirement.

A toast to the good life. (Image from Warner Bros' The Great Gatsby).

5. Watch and learn

This is the perfect rank to watch and learn.

You may have been mentored and exposed to some supervisory duties earlier (if you weren't assigned to a POS) but it's at this level where you are allowed to flex some of what you've learned.

Sometimes that power comes in an official supervisory capacity, sometimes as a makeshift assistant to your actual supervisor. It's like being a Non-Commissioned Officer, but with training wheels.

A SrA trying to explain how things go to a brand new Airman. (Image from Warner Bros' Caddyshack).

4. Respect

The opinion of the Senior Airman/Specialist/Lance Corporal is respected. Those beneath the look up to them, or they should anyway, and those who outrank them will look to them as the bridge between the NCO and junior enlisted tiers.

It is literally the best of both worlds.

When you finally gain respect. (Image from Toonami's Dragon Ball Z).

3. Introductory supervisory roles

As stated above, you may have some actual, official supervisor duties depending on how long you've been there and what type of performance you've turned in to that point.

Even if you haven't been granted such access, you are still going to be entrusted with certain responsibilities just based on the necessity for you to grow up and fill the role.

A SSgt explaining the basics to their prized SrA.

2. You know all the tricks

At this point, you know what you're supposed to be doing and how to do it, most of the time. You also know exactly what you're not supposed to do...and what rules will really get you in trouble.

You know how to maximize your sleep and how to quickly get your uniform together. You can commit large passages of regulation to memory, verbatim. You know what you're doing and what you want to do.

Good news is you've mastered this rank just in time to promote. Now the game changes.

All SrA watching younger Airmen think they're getting away with something. (Image from Paramount Pictures' Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory).

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1. Perfect purgatory

You rest in nearly a perfect position.

You've been in for a some time now and have likely earned a good amount of respect and responsibility and that feels great. Conversely, you're still junior enlisted yourself and won't be thrown into the deep end just yet.

How is this better than being an NCO? From my experience in the Air Force, Staff Sergeants are typically viewed in a more infantile manner than the Senior Airman.

I know, it doesn't make any sense. Still, it is a fact of life.

Glorious freedom. (Image from Warner Bros' 300).

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