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4 types of recruiters you'll meet at the mall

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Recruiters are well-practiced in convincing young adults that military service is the best option to propel them into a happy, successful future. We've all seen the recruiting posters that show off a mighty lookin' Marine or a tough soldier and we've all seen the highly polished ads on TV, but nothing beats the personal touch of a skilled recruiter.

Some recruiters will travel miles to find young prospects and get them interested in military service. However, there's one place where you'll find almost always youngsters in nearly any town — the freakin' mall.

Shopping malls are the ultimate grounds for recruiters to swoop in and scoop up their next contract. Every recruiter is different, but we're willing to bet that if you enlisted at a mall, you ran into one of these four archetypes:


1. The one who expects you to have some military bearing

Some recruiters are laid back, but others take a more aggressive approach and instruct potential recruits on the proper way to speak as an active service member.

You might think that being stern and strict would turn the younger crowd away, but, to our surprise, that rigid military bearing is exactly what some want.

That's right, you better stand at modified parade rest.

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2. The one who is good with parents

Joining the military is a big decision. The fact is that many youngsters aren't accustomed to making such important choices.

A smart recruiter knows that nothing is more reassuring than a parent's good word. So, you'll likely find a recruiter whose best work is done schmoozing with mom and dad.

3. The parking lot patroller

Mall recruiters aren't just on the hunt for window shoppers. Nope! They're out searching for you before you even step foot inside the shopping center. They pretend like they've met you before to strike up a conversation. It's all a tactic to get you into their office.

If you join today, you might get to drive a government car, just like me.

4. The reverse psychologist

Recruiters are up against monthly quotas. In order to make their numbers, they need to use every tool in their kit. This means finding a way to beat out the other branches in the event that two are scoping the same potential recruit. Some recruiters will use reverse psychology on you, making sly like, "you probably couldn't handle the Marines anyway."

Some will see right through it, but others feel compelled to prove people wrong.

Sure you could join the Air Force, but you won't look as cool in their uniform.