6 things you should never do or say at the gym

(Photo by Tech. Sgt. Bradly A. Schneide)

The gym is full of people of every age, race, and religion, all of whom have their own reasons for being there. It's a place where people can build themselves up, both mentally and physically, in a positive environment. Unfortunately, there's a select few who show up with other things on their minds.

These "gym skunks" usually show up to hit the weights, but then quickly decide to do and say stupid sh*t, leaving people asking themselves, "why even show up?"


Avoid these 6 things to save yourself from being one of those skunks.

1. Circuit training outside of circuit training sessions

Circuit training is a workout method in which you conduct a series of exercises, back-to-back, in a specific and dedicated area. One biggest pains in the ass is when you're about to use a machine or bench and somebody rushes over from the other side of the gym to let you know they're using that machine.

Unless the gym is specifically dedicated to circuit training, this kind of behavior boils down to hogging machines that you aren't even currently using.

2. Gawking

Some of the most beautifully fit people show up to the gym to get their daily workouts in. Sure, some people like to turn heads — they've worked hard on their bodies and the ego boost is nice. So, by all means, we give you the blessing to look their way and (politely) admire.

However, it's important to respect that some gals or guys go to specific lengths to not attract your pervy eyes. For example, if someone's wearing a baseball cap down low to avoid eye contact, do them a favor and leave them alone.

Keep yourself together, man.

3. "You should really think about modifying your technique."

We've seen this happen countless times: Someone giving workout tips to a person who isn't seeking advice. It's even funnier when the person handing out tips is out of shape.

But if someone asks for advice, then it's cool.

4. Updating your social media with selfies

A visit to the gym shouldn't turn into a photo shoot. Those who attend the gym on a daily basis and see amateur models snapping selfies in the mirror make this face:

5. Being an equipment vulture

We understand that there are people who want to workout and get out of the gym in a timely manner. This means finding those open machines and bench areas to push out those reps. Unfortunately, those areas might not be available when you want them, so you'll have to wait for an extra minute or two.

Instead of giving your fellow gym patron time to finish their exercise, some hang around like a freakin' vulture, waiting to swoop in the moment you're done.

It's f*cking annoying.

6. Going shirtless and posing

We get that you want to work on your posing routine in front of the mirror. Honestly, we can respect it, even more so when you have a competition coming up.

However, there's no need to do it in the middle of the gym where everyone can see you. Most gyms have rooms where they teach classes and in those areas, they have mirrors where you can work on your posing. Going shirtless and posing in front of people who may have issues with their bodies is a f*cked up way to drive them away from their fitness goals.