Here are a few ways the 'storming of Area 51' could end
If you've been on the internet at all for the last few weeks, you've probably seen news regarding the Facebook event "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us." It started out mostly as a joke - if you couldn't tell by the name of the group that's hosting it being called "Sh*tposting cause im in shambles" and the only actual plan set forward is to "Naruto run faster than their bullets." Even the date of September 20th is a reference to the anniversary of Leeroy Jenkins storming Upper Blackrock Spire by himself in World of Warcraft.
That was until, at the time of writing this article, 1.6 million people clicked "Going," another 1.2 million are "Interested," and a four-star general at the Pentagon had to be debriefed by some poor lower-enlisted soldier about the intricacies of a 1997 Japanese manga series about a teenage ninja with a fox demon inside him.
Which begs the question: "But what if it wasn't a joke?" Well. It's really circumstantial.
1. Absolutely nothing happens
Anyone who's ever thrown a party using Facebook's Event page can tell you that not all people are going to show up. Of the supposedly millions that said they'd be willing to attend, I can safely say that it will be nowhere near that number in reality.
In case there are those people that ordered a plane ticket to Nevada and are too stubborn to cancel, it doesn't look likely either. It's still going to be a logistical nightmare. The meet-up location at the Area 51 Tourist Attraction is still 72.4 miles from the actual "Area 51." Unless you drove there or are renting a car, there's no way in hell anyone is willing to walk that distance in the Nevada desert for a joke.
Everyone gets there, makes a few videos for YouTube, and goes their merry way and this all becomes a funny joke that we reference every now and then. For reference on where this meet up is supposed to happen, the video below is where "millions" of people are supposedly going to congregate. Good luck with that.
2. They can, in fact, stop all of them
This possibility is also semi-broken down into ways that it would end in complete failure. The only difference is where the raid is stopped.
My personal guess for most likely scenario on this list is that local law enforcement would probably break up the unlawful gathering outside of a middle-of-nowhere gift shop/brothel long before anyone made a move to storm the actual installation. Given the potential crowd gathering with the sole intent on committing a federal crime, the police will probably be on scene with riot gear ready.
If, by some stretch of the imagination, the raid manages to not get stopped somewhere in the desert or single road onto the installation, they'll be greeted by armed guards along the way. The defense contractors currently guarding the site would probably have their numbers bolstered from troops at nearby Nellis Air Force Base, Creech Air Force Base, and more.
The same rules of engagement that govern military operations would still likely apply. Violently engaging with a crowd of American citizens would be the absolute final resort if this line in the sand had to be reached. The "cammo dudes" today normally shoo away would-be onlookers without the use of deadly force. Anyone who's made it this far would more than likely be detained without trouble.
But, you know, the use of deadly force IS authorized for just such an occasion...
Imagine wanting to raid Area 51 to see all the futuristic alien tech just to come face-to-face with a row of these...
(U.S. Air Force Photo by Airman First Class Lauren Main)
3. Full and official disclosure (of how boring Groom Lake actually is)
Okay. Let's finally get this out of the way because the mystery surrounding Area 51 is so enticing that it's spawned countless conspiracy theories about what actually happens over there. Here goes...
There's no way in hell that this could work as advertised. No amount of Kyles to punch the drywall out of the fence or Karens to speak to the managers will get you a Banshee from the Halo series. And I hate to break it to the other anime fans out there, but even by the show's standards, if they're still are able to casually have a conversation with each other while running at top speeds - they haven't broken the sound barrier (at 1,125 ft/s.) Most calibers of ammunition probably used by any guard are still much faster.
That doesn't mean this could all be a waste. Even by some strange miracle they actually do manage not to get turned into paste on first sight, they'd probably be in the exact same boat as if one of the many Freedom of Information Act requests got approved. They'd learn that it's not that interesting.
It's officially known as Groom Lake, and it's just a testing ground far enough away from any civilian interference for top-secret aircraft like the U-2 spy plane and the precursor to the SR-71 Blackbird. Logically speaking, the timelines match up with "suspected" UFO sightings. Through the use of Google Satellite, you can also see countless craters in the ground still leftover from missile testing. The only reason they're out there is because it's one of the most remote locations in the continental U.S.The U.S. military is still developing new top-secret aircraft and missiles, and the area is still marked off for that reason. CIA documents released in 2013 showed this.
However, the large crowd outside their gates (or the possibility of a large crowd) could be enough for the government to go on record to say that there's nothing extraterrestrial going on.
Face it. The Fermi Paradox is real. If intergalactic aliens exist out there, they wouldn't give a flying f*ck about stopping by Earth. Would you care about stopping by an anthill lifetimes out of your way?
(Image Credit: NASA)
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