Earlier this week, images surfaced out of the reclusive nation of North Korea showing Kim Jong Un posing with a bevy of senior military leaders as they show off their fancy new pistols. The pistols were handed out by the nation's Supreme Leader in celebration of the 67th anniversary of the Korean War armistice, and according to North Korean media, the pistols were awarded to Kim's top generals as a symbol of his trust in them.
Of course, after looking at the pictures for a minute… you might start to wonder if that trust is all that founded.
Literally chillin' like a villain. (North Korea's KCNA)
Long before a recruit earns the right to call him or herself a Marine, they're ingrained with the four weapons safety rules. This essential training step comes before being bestowed the title of Marine for good reason: If you can't handle your own weapon safely, you represent a potential threat to your fellow Marines. Let's run through those rules again, just in case you're not familiar with them:
- Treat every weapon as if it were loaded.
- Never point the weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot.
- Keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you're ready to fire.
- Keep the weapon on safe until you intend to fire.
The first thing I couldn't help but notice in these pictures is the egregious lack of trigger discipline on display in this photo of what should theoretically be North Korea's most competent military minds. The third weapons safety rule says clearly that you should keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you're ready to fire. Why is that rule so important? Well, in this case, it would be so you don't accidentally blow the leader of your country's head off…
But this guy is clearly thinking about it.
And this guy might just want to replace the 3-Star sitting in front of him.
Dude on the left is literally pointing a pistol at Kim with his finger on the trigger.
Of course, even if you violate the keeping your finger straight and off the trigger rule, the people around you should still be fairly safe if you're careful not to ever point your weapon at anything you don't intend to shoot.
I'm pretty sure these two guys think they're in a water gun fight.
"I'll just point this weapon safely at Bob's face."
Maybe they're all trying to rob each other?
Of course, it's safe to assume that none of these weapons were loaded, as Kim Jong Un almost certainly didn't intend to equip his generals to overthrow him — but that's not really the point. The whole idea behind firearm safety is not to grow complacent about the rules; a Navy SEAL and a food service specialist learn and exercise the same basic tenants of firearm safety because it serves as the foundation from which you can develop more advanced skills. Snipers still keep their fingers straight and off the trigger until they're ready to fire for the same reason professional race car drivers wear helmets: Because no matter how good you are, everybody has a bad day.
But like… has this guy ever even seen a pistol before?
Of course, North Korean troops are regularly starving, are poorly equipped, and almost certainly receive sub-par training even by a third-world standard, so we shouldn't be terribly surprised to see how uncomfortable and awkward its military leaders seem to be with pistols. In that case, it's the photo op that might be the most confounding.
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