MIGHTY TRENDING

Versace is selling 'Desert Boots' for $1,125; enlist and get them free!

Spoiler alert: The Army version isn't Versace.

Editor's note: Our lawyers make us tell you what follows is satire, even though we're confident you'd figure it out yourself.

Service members everywhere: You know your fashion is on point when a major designer like Versace is coming out with a similar line. "We just really wanted to give civilians the ability to feel like they've deployed without having to leave the comfort of suburbia," a designer who wished to remain anonymous from Versace told WATM. "I probably shouldn't tell you this, it's like, super classified, but we're getting ready to announce that Versace will be the official supplier of the Space Force."