12 cringeworthy photos of celebrities wearing military uniforms

Blake Stilwell
Sep 2, 2021 12:01 AM PDT
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Stolen valor, Hollywood-style! Blame the stylist, blame the director, but don’t hate the player, hate the game. Here are 12 cringeworthy photos that will make you want to knifehand these celebrities: 1. 50 Cent <p class=…

Stolen valor, Hollywood-style!


Blame the stylist, blame the director, but don't hate the player, hate the game. Here are 12 cringeworthy photos that will make you want to knifehand these celebrities:

1. 50 Cent

Attention on deck for General Admiral Gunnery Sergeant Cent.

2. Adrianne Curry

As much as we love the self-proclaimed "Mistress of the Dorks," maybe she should stick to cosplaying as an Imperial Officer instead. She was much more squared away.

3. Jake Lacy

This is a Hollywood military fail. Jake Lacy and the costume designer from 2015's "Love the Coopers" should put out a YouTube video where a drill instructor smokes both of them for the popped collar he wears the whole time.

4. The cast of Enlisted (minus Keith David)

Look at this. Look at this. Keith David is military movie royalty ("Platoon," hello?), so it's little surprise that he knows how to wear an Army uniform. But if he were really the sergeant major he was supposed to be, this photo would feature him tearing new a**holes into the other four for the thousands of problems here.

5. Amber Rose

Shitty job rolling those BDU sleeves, but at least she tried to crease them. Nails probably not reg, but the only person who would really care is Kanye West.

6. Jeremy Renner

Jeremy Renner has ruined everything from "The Avengers" to Jason Bourne, and here he is ruining the Army Combat Uniform. Forget for a moment that the ACU didn't exist when "The Hurt Locker" was supposed to be taking place (realism!), ACU sleeves are rolled approximately never and if they were, they sure as hell wouldn't have the sea service roll. Also, unless he runs into a fight backwards, pretty sure that U.S. flag is as ass backward as that movie.

7. Samuel L. Jackson

It's easy to make fun of "Basic." The most prominent reason is because of Samuel L. Jackson's standard-issue cape. A goddam cape. There is no better example of what a civilian thinks the military would wear than giving someone a cape. The worst (best?) part of "Basic" is that it implies basic training, the one place where we all learned this.

8. Shia LeBeouf

Ah yes, America's most famous Valor Thief. The backpack is actually common among civilians, but you'd be hard pressed to find someone wearing it with ACU pants. And even harder pressed to find someone wearing that combo bloused with Desert Combat Boots.

9. Steven Seagal

Watching this salute is almost as awkward as watching Seagal run.

10. Jessica Simpson

WATM's Logan Nye says the collar is only authorized to be worn this way when a soldier is wearing body armor, but even then it makes you look like an a**hole. The fact that everyone in the unit is wearing it up makes the commander look like an a**hole.

Also, that hair is not authorized in uniform.

11. Channing Tatum

To the untrained (or Air Force) eye, Army uniforms always look like a random mishmash of metal and ribbon. Tatum is mostly okay but needs to decide if he's infantry or special forces.

12. Bill Cosby

The only thing really wrong with this uniform is the guy wearing it. (And he's not an honorary chief anymore.)

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