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The 5 types of troops you'll see heading to the bunker

One of the most common types of attacks troops will experience while deployed is a mortar attack, otherwise known as indirect fire. When this happens, protocol states that all troops must seek cover inside the nearest bunker.


Depending on where a troop is stationed, they'll run into a wide variety of troops from different units on their way to that bunker — all of whom react to IDF very differently.

How a troop reacts says a lot about them as a warfighter and the kind of unit they're in. You're likely to see these troops — who span the gamut from POG to grunt — when you hear the IDF siren go off:

1. The scared little “fobbit”

This person is either newly in theatre or enlisted with zero intentions of fighting. Not to discredit entire branches, but based on personal experience, they're typically Airmen or Sailors on shore duty. Not the corpsman, though — corpsmen aren't POGs.

Now, you might not see them cry, but they're definitely going to jump when someone else enters the bunker. Be warned, when you're in the bunker with them, you're probably going to have to talk them down from a panic attack.

Sorry if fighting this nation's wars is "inconvenient" for you.

(Via Navymemes)

2. The overzealous hero

This dude is ready for war! This guy managed to get in full-battle before making his way to the bunker. He's just waiting on the word to go from Amber to Red at any moment, despite never being given the order to get out of Green.

Nobody wants to tell the guy that after you hear the boom, things get boring again. This is probably the closest this person will get to real combat and they want to take full advantage of the moment. Ten years from now, they'll probably share this "war story" to people at the bar while trying to score some free drinks.

They will also unironically think they're not actually a POG. But, you know… they still are.

3. The calm rule-follower

This is the category a large majority of the NCOs and senior officers fall into. The siren goes off and they help usher others into the bunker with them. They know they have to keep a calm demeanor or else it'll freak out the fobbits and agitate the eager hero.

The only downside to this person is that they'll always start arguing with the next two guys on this list.

Or they're the type of person that slowly walks to the bunker just to catch someone else walking slowly to the bunker.

(Via Decelerate Your Life)

4. The reluctant slacker

This person really doesn't want to go to bunker — but the rule-follower is looking, so they have to. They've been in-country for a while and they know that things are going to be okay... Probably. The only thing that's going through their mind is a weighing of options. They'll be busy thinking about if they want to risk an asschewing, the odds of that mortar hitting where they're at, and if they want to pretend they "didn't hear" the siren go off.

7 times out of 10, they'll just go to the bunker for an accountability formation and dip before the all-clear siren goes off. They're probably out for a smoke, which they'll either jokingly offer to the fobbit or blow in the direction of the rule-follower who made them leave their hut.

And 9 times out of 10, they're a Specialist or a Lance Corporal.

(Via PNN)

5. The sleeping grunt

It's been months since this grunt gave their last f*ck. These guys have truly reached the max level of gruntness; ass-chewings and the threat of death don't give this troop pause.

It was probably funny going to the bunker to laugh at everyone the first eighty-seven times, but now they'd rather get a little bit more sleep.

Truly, they're the best of us.

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