Veterans

Why we need to check on our veterans during social distancing

Content warning: the following article features an open and frank discussion about suicide. If you or someone you love is struggling with thoughts of self-harm or suicidal ideation, don't hesitate to call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255.) There's not a damn thing wrong with asking for a helping hand when you need it most.

Times are rough right now. We're at the brink of a global pandemic, schools and places of work are closing and people are panic buying things that aren't usually in short demand. But the factor that is hitting the closest to home for most folks is, well, everyone staying home.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of March 20

(Meme via Smokepit Fairytales)

It's time to be real. The world isn't looking so great at the moment. That's just the cold hard reality. The coronavirus is spreading and everyone's losing their minds. But there's always a bright side to everything. Us veterans should already understand exactly what to do.

Stuck in your house without any way to make money? That's just like a 45 & 45. Having to make do with just what little bit of toilet paper you had before the panic hoarding? Time to conserve like you're in the field. Bored out of your mind with absolutely nothing to do? Tell yourself you're going to start doing online classes before procrastinating to go play video games!

And hey! Another bright side is, from what I've seen, people are focusing on buying out all of the foods and leaving all of the beer and liquor! So, just kick back, enjoy your unofficial Quarters slip, and get down on some much-needed you time until this all blows over in… Oh… Eight weeks? Sh*t…

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of February 7th

On Wednesday, Secretary of Defense Mark Esper released a memo to the troops reminding them that it's against the Uniform Code of Military Justice for active-duty troops to participate in anything political while in uniform. Obviously, it's not saying that troops can't hold political opinions or that they can't participate in anything while in civilian clothes.

It's just saying while in uniform as it gives the impression all troops support one candidate/policy/movement. Why? I'm so glad you asked my rhetorical question. Because civilians (and I'm taking the politically neutral stance by mocking both sides of the aisle on this one) tend not to know any better. They look at Private Snuffy in his dress blues, and they just see his uniform and assume he's some official envoy from the military because that's apparently the Pentagon giving their seal of approval - which they're obviously not.

It's like how civilians all assume every troop knows every aspect of how WWIII is going to play out. Private Snuffy is clearly fifty levels too low on the totem pole for that kind of stuff, but the civilians wouldn't know. I'm just saying. Even top generals appointed by a sitting president can't even clap during their State of the Union because of this rule, so even they are obviously not going to officially back any politician.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of January 24th

It seems the Army is planning a system for evaluating the effectiveness of potential battalion commanders with a new five-day program at Fort Knox. That's good news for the staff officers worth their weight in salt, and it's fantastic that they're finally doing away with the all-around ass-kissing that goes on around OER season. It'll also bring the hammer down on commanders who fail height and weight, give them a "leadership test," and bring them in front of a board of officers and non-commissioned officers.

I know my opinion on the matter probably means nothing, but if I may make a suggestion...randomly select NCOs in their unit to give honest feedback - you know, the soldiers most affected by their actions.

You could ask them things like: Are they the type to step on the toes of the sergeant major? Would the candidate for battalion commander literally throw their troops under an actual bus if it meant a bronze star? How many times has Private Snuffy become a heat cat during the speeches they said would be quick yet they kept talking about themselves? You know, the actual things that separate the toxic CO's from the ones that stick with their troops forever.

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This is why 'silencers' don't really exist — suppressors do

There's a common idea among people who get their gun education from movies and video games that all you need to make a firearm completely silent (or at least barely as loud as someone whispering, " pew") is to attach a silencer to the front of it. For the record, they are sometimes called "silencers," but they are still far from silent. The more accurate term is "suppressors."

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'The Last Full Measure' is the must-see film that honors one of America's finest

On April 11th, 1966, three companies of the 1st Infantry Division, known as the "Mud Soldiers," were pinned down by Viet Cong forces outside of Cam My, Vietnam. Pararescuemen of the 38th Aerospace Rescue and Recovery Squadron were dispatched to evacuate the wounded. The battle raged and the soldiers were taking a heavy beating.

As if an angel were descending from the heavens, Airman First Class William H. Pitsenbarger, lowered onto the battlefield to tend to the wounded. When given the opportunity to fly back to base, he elected to stay and care for the men he didn't even know that remained in harm's way.

He did all he could to save his fellow troops before paying the ultimate price. Pitsenbarger's sacrifice ensured at least nine men made it home. It took him 34 years to be recognized fully for his incredible actions.

The Last Full Measure faithfully and honestly retells this story — and it's something that our military community must see and support.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of January 17th

In case you missed it, a 59-year old OEF veteran is reenlisting after a nearly ten year break in service. It took about a year to get the waivers and to cut the red tape, but Army regulations still require him to go through Basic Training all over again in June. I mean, that is what it is, but his military record kinda shows even more of how pointless that is...

His story begins when he enlisted in the Marines in '78, got out and became a cop, reenlisted during Desert Storm as an infantryman, stayed in long enough to go to Afghanistan as PSYOPs, got out again to become SWAT, and now he's looking to do it all over again.

I'm just saying - I know that the drill sergeants probably give him the appropriate amount of guff that's required in Basic and understand that his knowledge of previous conflicts can be instrumental to teaching the younger troops. But imagine being that young, dumb trainee who thinks they've got jokes for the "old dude in his platoon" only to learn that he's been kicking in door before their parents were born.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of January 10th

There hasn't been a more shining example of how great the military meme community can be than when its faced with a possible WWIII. The media is reporting every last detail, the civilians are clutching their pearls, and the vets? We're completely unphased at the prospect of another multi-decade war.

All geopolitics and possible danger aside, at least gearing up for war is a hell of a lot better than just sitting around doing CQ, motor pool Mondays, and online correspondence courses...

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of January 3rd

Hope you guys enjoyed your block leave. It's always nice to go back home, relax, grow that pathetic excuse of a two-week beard, and not have to think about anything military-related until that inevitable flight back to your installation.

Hope nothing big happened in those two weeks... Oh... F*ck... Nevermind... Literally everything went to sh*t while you were trying to hook up with your old high school fling because it's time to get your packing list in order.

Now would be a good time for you to smoke one if you got one because the sh*t hit the fan big time. Unless you're under 21. We can't have law-breaking juveniles in our ranks while we're about to head into another major conflict.

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