The 13 funniest military memes for the week of April 19th

It looks like the Department of Defense is finally retiring the Cyber Awareness Challenge training. Sure, it's outdated, uses graphics from the early 2000s, and barely scratches the surface of cybersecurity in a world where new threats emerge every other minute. But the campiness is what made it so ridiculous that it was enjoyable.

I just want to throw out there that everyone freaking hated that training when it came out. Eventually, everyone started to like it in spite of it being silly - kind of like Tommy Wiseau's The Room. Then as soon as too many people started to actually enjoy the ridiculousness of it... They pull the plug on it.

Coincidence? I think not.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of April 12th

There was a study conducted recently by the CDC and the Delphi Behavioral Health Group that concluded that the U.S. Military beats out literally every other profession in days per year spent drinking. If you roughly equal out the days spent with the total number of troops, that puts us at 130 days on average, compared to the 91 day average for every other profession.

And, I mean, it makes absolute sense. No other profession has a culture around drinking like the military. It's not "drunk like an interior designer" or "drunk like a software developer." Toss a bunch of them into a barracks with nothing to do but drink after a long and stressful day, and you'll see their numbers rise too.

So raise a glass, folks! I'm damn sure we've managed to keep that number one position since 1775 and won't let go of it until the end of time!

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of April 5th

It's not that I have anything against the good-natured jokes of April Fool's Day, it's just that I don't believe anything for an entire day. Sure, you have your ridiculous ads from companies, like the McPickle burger from McDonald's, but then there's the ones that sound plausible until you stop and think about it for more than a second.

Tom Brady saying he's going to retire? The dude still has four more fingers to go. Lockheed Martin saying they now have the technology to smell Space? That's not how Space works. The Army announces that it'll take the well-being of the troops into consideration and allow them to wear protective masks, under AR 670-1, in areas of with hazardous air quality? Good one.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of March 29th

Recently, a Marine was kicked out of a wedding for wearing his Dress Blues instead of a regular suit and tie. According to the post on Reddit, he was polite and gentlemanly but was asked to leave because he didn't follow the dress code and the bride felt he was taking the spotlight away from the marriage.

There's still a lot of other variables that aren't really known that could really determine who's the a**hole in this situation. If he was pulling a "you're welcome for my service" routine, totally justified. If he didn't have any other suit and tie, he could have probably explained that. If he was flexing his bare pizza box and two ribbons, he's a douche. Since he was a friend of the groom, did he ask first? So on and so forth.

I'm personally of the mindset that he didn't follow the uniform of the day and weddings are one of those things where you just nod and agree with the bride. But that's ultimately pointless since this wedding has no bearing on my life.

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The actual process of naming military vehicles isn't what most people think

Recently, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson got a tank named after him. The actor/wrestler/producer took joy in being given the honors and posted the image onto his social media. Because you can't go two days on the internet without some sort of backlash from people with nothing better to do than argue over some mundane thing that has absolutely no bearing on their life... people argued.

On one side, some people are upset that he felt honored for it because, you know, that has to mean he is advocating war or whatever. Counter-arguers are also quick to jump at the chance to point out that it is a high honor for such a beloved figure because he's always been a friend and supporter to the military and veteran community.

In reality, the process of naming tanks, artillery guns, and rocket launcher systems isn't as grandiose as the people arguing are making it out to be.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of March 22nd

It was recently reported that, back in October, the 26th Marine Expeditionary Unit drank Reykjavík, the capital city of Iceland, dry when they pulled into port. That's not an expression or an over exaggeration. They literally drank every last bit of alcohol in the city over the course of their liberty to the point where the town reportedly had troubles restocking for their own citizens.

The most astounding thing about this entire story is that only one young, dumb lance corporal got in trouble for disorderly conduct — and we can only assume they've since been Ninja Punched into oblivion. But seriously, I have strong reservations about there only being one drunken problem. You mean to tell me that we can't throw a barracks party without the MPs getting involved and an entire MEU got sh*tfaced drunk and only a single idiot did anything wrong?

I'm not saying it's completely impossible — maybe things happened and were simply kept in-house — but if it's really true and everyone was that well-behaved... BZ. Color me impressed.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of March 15th

There's just something special about Duffle Blog articles. Most joke news sites make it completely obvious that they're jokes and should never be taken seriously. Most rational people would read a headline like "Are Millenials killing the telegram industry?" and take the joke at face value. Then there's satire - an art form truly mastered by the folks at DB.

Actual satire is a joke about something taken to the extreme so the audience can see the absurdity in whatever is being ridiculed. Think Stephen Colbert when he was on Comedy Central. Great satire blurs those lines so obscurely that no one can really tell the absurdity. Think Don Quixote and how people believed it was a story about how chivalrous knights were.

Their recent "VA tells vets to use self-aid, buddy-aid before asking for appointment with doctor" is perfect satire. Great article and when you read it, it's obviously a joke. But that's not how people reacted to the headline. Oh boy. It's fake, but it feels like it's something that could be implemented next Thursday...

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of March 8th

So apparently there are talks within the Senate to give each troop who deployed under the Global War on Terrorism $2,500 as part of the AFGHAN Service Act, which would also negotiate the end of the conflict.

On one hand, sure. I'd love the money. Bills suck ass and cash is king. On the other hand, well, let's look at the lettering of the bill. It's a one-time payment, and it'd be sent out to every troop who's deployed anywhere under the Global War on Terrorism. I can only imagine the impending sh*tstorm that'd come when everyone got that check in the mail.

Deploying one time to Kuwait would get you the money, deploying multiple times to Afghanistan still only gets you one check and the older vets who served before 9/11 get nothing. See where I'm going here? The veteran community will turn into the freakin' Thunderdome. But then again... that is a rent payment...

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of March 1st

With the first of the month comes a whole new promotions list across the board. To each and every one of you who made it, bravo zulu. You're going to take the next step in your career. May your slight increase in pay help soothe over the mountain of sh*t that comes with the added responsibility.

And let's be honest. When you're the lowest guy on the totem pole, it seems like it sucks, but there's nothing really demanded of you — outside of performing your assigned duties, cleaning the company area, and keeping out of trouble that is. No one is calling you into the MP station at 0300 on a Sunday night because someone you assumed was an adult did something you never thought to add to a safety brief. No one bothers seriously chewing your ass out for something someone else did.

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