The 13 funniest military memes for the week of January 24th

It seems the Army is planning a system for evaluating the effectiveness of potential battalion commanders with a new five-day program at Fort Knox. That's good news for the staff officers worth their weight in salt, and it's fantastic that they're finally doing away with the all-around ass-kissing that goes on around OER season. It'll also bring the hammer down on commanders who fail height and weight, give them a "leadership test," and bring them in front of a board of officers and non-commissioned officers.

I know my opinion on the matter probably means nothing, but if I may make a suggestion...randomly select NCOs in their unit to give honest feedback - you know, the soldiers most affected by their actions.

You could ask them things like: Are they the type to step on the toes of the sergeant major? Would the candidate for battalion commander literally throw their troops under an actual bus if it meant a bronze star? How many times has Private Snuffy become a heat cat during the speeches they said would be quick yet they kept talking about themselves? You know, the actual things that separate the toxic CO's from the ones that stick with their troops forever.

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This is why 'silencers' don't really exist — suppressors do

There's a common idea among people who get their gun education from movies and video games that all you need to make a firearm completely silent (or at least barely as loud as someone whispering, "pew") is to attach a silencer to the front of it. For the record, they are sometimes called "silencers," but they are still far from silent. The more accurate term is "suppressors."

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'The Last Full Measure' is the must-see film that honors one of America's finest

On April 11th, 1966, three companies of the 1st Infantry Division, known as the "Mud Soldiers," were pinned down by Viet Cong forces outside of Cam My, Vietnam. Pararescuemen of the 38th Aerospace Rescue and Recovery Squadron were dispatched to evacuate the wounded. The battle raged and the soldiers were taking a heavy beating.

As if an angel were descending from the heavens, Airman First Class William H. Pitsenbarger, lowered onto the battlefield to tend to the wounded. When given the opportunity to fly back to base, he elected to stay and care for the men he didn't even now that remained in harm's way.

He did all he could to save his fellow troops before paying the ultimate price. Pitsenbarger's sacrifice ensured at least nine men made it home. It took him 34 years to be recognized fully for his incredible actions.

The Last Full Measure faithfully and honestly retells this story — and it's something that our military community must see and support.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of January 17th

In case you missed it, a 59-year old OEF veteran is reenlisting after a nearly ten year break in service. It took about a year to get the waivers and to cut the red tape, but Army regulations still require him to go through Basic Training all over again in June. I mean, that is what it is, but his military record kinda shows even more of how pointless that is...

His story begins when he enlisted in the Marines in '78, got out and became a cop, reenlisted during Desert Storm as an infantryman, stayed in long enough to go to Afghanistan as PSYOPs, got out again to become SWAT, and now he's looking to do it all over again.

I'm just saying - I know that the drill sergeants probably give him the appropriate amount of guff that's required in Basic and understand that his knowledge of previous conflicts can be instrumental to teaching the younger troops. But imagine being that young, dumb trainee who thinks they've got jokes for the "old dude in his platoon" only to learn that he's been kicking in door before their parents were born.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of January 10th

There hasn't been a more shining example of how great the military meme community can be than when its faced with a possible WWIII. The media is reporting every last detail, the civilians are clutching their pearls, and the vets? We're completely unphased at the prospect of another multi-decade war.

All geopolitics and possible danger aside, at least gearing up for war is a hell of a lot better than just sitting around doing CQ, motor pool Mondays, and online correspondence courses...

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of January 3rd

Hope you guys enjoyed your block leave. It's always nice to go back home, relax, grow that pathetic excuse of a two-week beard, and not have to think about anything military-related until that inevitable flight back to your installation.

Hope nothing big happened in those two weeks... Oh... F*ck... Nevermind... Literally everything went to sh*t while you were trying to hook up with your old high school fling because it's time to get your packing list in order.

Now would be a good time for you to smoke one if you got one because the sh*t hit the fan big time. Unless you're under 21. We can't have law-breaking juveniles in our ranks while we're about to head into another major conflict.

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MIGHTY CULTURE

The 13 funniest military memes for the week of December 13th

Awh yeah! It's Army-Navy Game time, folks! You'd think troops would hate the game, but we f*cking love it! Any other day of the year and you'd be hard-pressed to find a single troop who'd actively give a damn about a bunch of academy soon-to-be butter bars who finally show up for some sports PT. But nope! It's about branch pride this weekend!

Even the Marines full-heartedly accept they're apart of the Navy for one afternoon. That entirely depends on if they win, of course. Vegas odds put the Midshipmen at a slightly better chance of winning after the Army went on that five-game losing streak, but they've come back from worse odds.

If Navy does win, they get the Commander-in-Chief Trophy back at Annapolis. If Army wins, they retain the trophy because the wins are spread out like it's a "Rock, Paper, Scissors" style match-up since Army already lost to Air Force... Wait a second...

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of December 6th

Did you guys hear the story of the staff sergeant in Afghanistan who raised $8k to bring a stray cat he took care of back to America? Literally everything about that story is great. He rescued an innocent kitten, took it to an animal rescue shelter on base, gave it all the shots and whatnot, and even had more money left over to help out other animals at the shelter.

I don't care who you are. That's a heart-warming story. Good sh*t, Staff Sgt. Brissey. If you ever decide to start taking a million photos and upload them to Instagram in an attempt to turn your new kitten into a meme... I'll be behind you 110% of the way on that one.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of November 29th

Black Friday is upon us once again. You know what this means, right? Time to break out that old Army Riot Control Training to help you navigate the malls.

What's that? You think I'm being hyperbolic? If you remove all mentions of weaponry, it's still fairly consistent. Avoid major hubs of civil unrest at all costs. Ensure your unit never breaks eye contact with each other. Don't engage if taunted by locals as it'll escalate the situation further. Utilize "Hearts and Minds" with non-participants caught in the chaos, in this case retail clerks, in an effort to more easily achieve your stated goal. You know, basic stuff that most troops should know.

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