The 13 funniest military memes for the week of November 15th

So, in weird military news, the former range director and several others at Hawaii's Schofield Barracks have pleaded guilty to an insane amount of bribery. And I don't mean your run of the mill "here's twenty bucks. Say I shot a perfect 40/40" either. I mean, he received antique sports cars, diamond earrings, and a nice arsenal of firearms in kickbacks to help squeeze through lucrative government contracts.

I get that GS-12 contractors make far more than an E-9, but you'd think someone would have noticed that the retired Sergeant Major is now rolling up in a souped-up '69 Ford Galaxie overnight. Like, I'm pretty sure all of those stupid internet training videos the military makes us do twice a month specifically point out that this is a red flag.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of November 8th

Ah yeah, ladies and gentlemen. Veteran's Day weekend is upon us! You know what that means! It's time for some long ass safety briefs, plans you made weeks out that you're going to sleep through on Saturday, Sunday drinking if you're a Marine or Sunday drinking if you're just bored, and an entire day of free pancakes/Chipotle burritos/chicken wings!

I know this is usually our plan every year but this year is special. I know, some of you might know but it's also the 100th anniversary of Veteran's Day this weekend. And I think that's kind of a cool milestone.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of October 25th

So the Expert Soldier Badge is now a thing. And I mean, I get the concept behind it. Army infantrymen and medics go through a rigorous course to prove their merit to be bestowed a shiny badge - their own Expert Infantry/Medic Badge. And it's not a bad thing for soldiers of every other MOS to have something to strive for. But here's the thing. Infantrymen and medics don't give a flying f*ck about the EIB/EMB if they have their Combat Infantry/Medic Badge.

It all goes back to how you earn them. My old infantry first sergeant once told me that "one is because you know your sh*t. The other is because you been through the sh*t." You can only wear one of them, so everyone picks the one that shows they gave Uncle Sam what their contract says they would.

And I even get that every MOS outside the 11 and 68 series are less likely to earn their Combat Action Badge. But like. The CAB is the one thing you point to to tell everyone you're not some POG-ass commo guy. But like... One badge says you're not a POG, and the other says that you've read plenty of books on how to be less of a POG... I'm just saying...

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of October 18th

As you may have heard already, the U.S. pulled out of Syria. Catch literally any other news agency for a hot take on that one. Me? I'd just like to point out the little things that also happened with that event. Namely, Russian troops immediately seized control of the compound the U.S. troops previously occupied.

The U.S. troops must have known something was up because they took the time to clear out literally every scrap of U.S. military hardware while not giving a single sh*t about their trash in the DFAC - much to the dismay of every DFAC NCO ever. Best of all, is the board with the Russian flag dong and other obscenities, mostly in Russian, sprawled across for the Ruskies to find.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of October 11th

Just as a step away from the regularly scheduled news that is probably left in better hands than the "meme guy," did you know that former President George W. Bush had his museum debut at the Kennedy Center for Performing Arts in Washington D.C. this week?

Yeah. And I mean, they're actually pretty good. He's got plenty of artwork that you can find around, but his most recent series has been stylized portraits of wounded Post-9/11 veterans - with the exception of the veteran's eyes, which are drawn realistically. I'm no art critic, but I can tell that it draws you in, and you find yourself staring into the very souls of the veterans, and the rest kinda pulls you into how they feel.

I guess that goes to show you that after he got his "Presidential DD-214," even the former commander-in-chief made a name for himself in the art world. See? Now can you all get off my back for using my GI Bill on a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree?

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of October 4th

And just all on the same day, the Army gets rid of their ACU-UCP uniforms, and the Navy ditches their NWU Type I's. Now it's all about the more practical OCP's and NWU Type III's. Meaning, the Navy no longer rocks their blueberries, and the Army can no longer hide on Grandma's couch.

Now that we're no longer wearing those dumb designs, can we all agree that they were stupid to begin with? I mean, don't get me wrong. The ACU's were like wearing pajamas compared to the BDU's but the color pallet was clunky, they had pockets on their knees for God knows why, and the pants always ripped right down the crotch at least once per working party.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of September 27th

In case you guys didn't catch it, the promotion list for October 1 is out. Chances are, whether you're still in or not, you found out about it through everyone who did get picked up posting their promotion on Facebook - like I did.

There's nothing wrong with that. My hats off to everyone who made it. Maybe I'm just salty because I got out of the Army five years ago and I'm seeing folks I served with get E-7. I mean, a lot has happened since the last time I got roaring drunk in Germany with them or did stupid sh*t together to pass the time in Afghanistan, but they still made it?

Just imagine where I could have been if I stayed in. My money is on alcoholic S6 NCOIC on his third divorce with a general hatred for everyone and everything. That seems about right.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of September 20th

Just like many memers, I woke up to nothing exciting this morning. Not a single person out of the millions who clicked "going" on the "Storm Area 51, The Can't Stop All of Us" raid did a damn thing. I expected nothing and yet I'm still disappointed.

No one Naruto ran onto the compound. No one got to test their new alien weaponry. And no alien cheeks were clapped. The music festival that was supposed to take its place didn't even go anywhere because no one thought to do even the slightest amount of logistics.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of September 13th

This week marked the 18th anniversary of the September 11th attacks and the beginning of the longest war in American history. Chances are, you've probably had the same conversation with your comrades, coworkers, friends, or whomever about where you were when you heard about the attacks.

Now that it's been 18 years, that means that if you're still in the military, you could now have that same conversation with a young private/airman/seaman and be greeted with the response of, "Oh, I wasn't even born yet!"

Man — now I feel old when I tell people I was skipping some middle school class to play Pokemon on my Gameboy in the bathroom and came back to everyone watching the news. I can honestly say that I've never skipped class since that day.

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